Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating again. Not wanting to lose him, I suggested we try opening our relationship and being poly. He flew into a rage and swore I was just trying to think of an excuse to get back at him by screwing a bunch of randos. I can’t win. FML
Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
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Spartan085Momma 0
If its happened before why are you still with him? Your an idiot, leave him already !!
Stumblebum30 5
I would be curious to know what HIS definition of cheating is.
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Comments (172)
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Are you sure he does not understand what cheating is or is it just that he does not consider it cheating because he does not think he is your boyfriend?
newjerseyguy 0
your an idiot for staying with him, he understood every word you said but he is playing stupid as a get out of jail free card.
hales1432 0
so, I don't seem to understand, why are you still dating him?
srharrison09 0
You were still with him after the second time? YDI!
Vaesive 0
Idiot OP is an idiot. YDI.
autumn88_fml_fml 0
I'd say dump him if he can't understand OP.
xxmollyxx 25
Almost as many fights? So, two?
deafeningsilence 8
I think it was a joke. -_-
HBubble 3
YDI for dating someone who clearly thinks you are dumb.
Lisa89 3
Time to leave this guy me thinks. If you don't know why then you deserve each other.