Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating again. Not wanting to lose him, I suggested we try opening our relationship and being poly. He flew into a rage and swore I was just trying to think of an excuse to get back at him by screwing a bunch of randos. I can’t win. FML
Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
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Spartan085Momma 0
If its happened before why are you still with him? Your an idiot, leave him already !!
Stumblebum30 5
I would be curious to know what HIS definition of cheating is.
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Comments (172)
birds_fml 7
YDI for staying with him.
soccermvp1997 0
there should should not have been a second time
Willwill23 0
Ur an idiot
Requinnn 1
So he doesn't have the same opinions as you. Break up and move on to someone who does. -shrug-
catkat1988 17
I kinda suggest you sleep with another guy, and then explain to him that by his definition, you did nothing wrong. Nah, that'd be infantile, but seriously - your relationship is going nowhere, if he doesn't even get the basic rule of fidelity. I'm with the people who say the he understands perfectly well what cheating means, he's just playing dumb to get you to drop it, so that he can go out with you AND get to sleep with other women at the same time - but it doesn't matter. Either way, no matter if he's playing you or if he really is that stupid, he's going to keep doing it, and it will not ever lead to a happy relationship, so get out of it before he hurts you more than he already has.
MrBoredGuy 1
and if it gets wet he'll die, win win
HappinessForFree 3
Move on and you'll see how easy it is to live without him. He doesn't even deserve you. Don't waste your time. :)
goawaynowbye 1
Sleeping isn't cheating, ******* is. If you told him ******* is cheating and he didn't get it, then you deserve it for staying with him. If you told him sleeping and only sleeping, then you deserve it for poor wording or stupidity.
HappinessForFree 3
I'm pretty sure 'sleeping with' equals '*******'. If it said 'sleeping at another person's place', I would have agreed with you wholeheartedly.
IHHC 2
dump him?
Dez31396 0
is your boyfriend mentally ill?