Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating again. Not wanting to lose him, I suggested we try opening our relationship and being poly. He flew into a rage and swore I was just trying to think of an excuse to get back at him by screwing a bunch of randos. I can’t win. FML
Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
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Top comments
Spartan085Momma 0
If its happened before why are you still with him? Your an idiot, leave him already !!
Stumblebum30 5
I would be curious to know what HIS definition of cheating is.
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Comments (172)
ashrandom 0
...and you believe he doesn't understand?
rdoll 4
Apparently you also don't get it, dumb ass. He has no guilt for sleeping with someone else, so this will repeat and surprise surprise still no guilt.
a_lenzmeier 11
ydi for staying with him. hurts to hear but what kind of retard has to give a second explanation and then stays with a guy?
someguy2010 0
If you're talking about sleeping in the same bed as someone else,,,then you're stupid, it's not cheating, quit being a crazy. If you're talking about having sex with someone else....you're stupid, for being around after the first time. Get rid of him, and again, stop being a crazy.
mightymart 5
what a freaking liar... he knows what cheating is, hes just playing innocent to use it as an excuse to sleep with other girls.. dump his sorry ass ASAP!!!
mikeymike7 0
no such thing as cheating. sex is sex
Mommaofone 0
Hmm Funny you still call him your boyfriend??
sixfoot2 0
Just get rid of the loser, because you deserve better right!?
TheCass_ 3
dude he's totally just playing you. obviously he's just acting like he doesn't understand. geez silly.
zargon 1
Without more details, it's hard to say anything for certain, but this guy is either totally playing you or he's just not the monogamous type. Either way, it doesn't sound like it's going to work out for you, so why are you two still together?