Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating again. Not wanting to lose him, I suggested we try opening our relationship and being poly. He flew into a rage and swore I was just trying to think of an excuse to get back at him by screwing a bunch of randos. I can’t win. FML
Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
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Spartan085Momma 0
If its happened before why are you still with him? Your an idiot, leave him already !!
Stumblebum30 5
I would be curious to know what HIS definition of cheating is.
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Comments (172)
fthku 13
YDI for being that type of girl who goes for assholes.
TJSpeed91 4
Just say ok and sleep with someone else and see how he feels after.
TheShard1994 5
you have to blame yourself since you still stay with him
marcranger 29
nicely said, 17...op, some guys are just *****, and it sounds like your boyfriend is one. either deal with the fact that he can't say no or dump him.
Cinn_fml 23
Well, you know what his definition of cheating is now, so it's your choice to put up with it, or leave it behind you. Because it sounds like no amount of persuasion will make him change his mind about his definition.
eryn13 5
Dump his ass!!!
perdix 31
What we have here is a failure to communicate. You are speaking a completely different language than this guy. You have no future with him, so you need to walk away before you contract an STD as a parting gift.
cupcakeyumzz 0
if you're that dumb that you'd stay with such a loser then YDI
chosha_fml 27
Why are you still trying to explain this to a cheating dumbass? Do you really think he doesn't get it? He just wants to be able to cheat. Don't be stupud enough to stay with him.
cydvicious 0
neither do you, otherwise he'd be your EX boyfriend.