Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating again. Not wanting to lose him, I suggested we try opening our relationship and being poly. He flew into a rage and swore I was just trying to think of an excuse to get back at him by screwing a bunch of randos. I can’t win. FML
Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
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Top comments
Spartan085Momma 0
If its happened before why are you still with him? Your an idiot, leave him already !!
Stumblebum30 5
I would be curious to know what HIS definition of cheating is.
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Comments (172)
cocktailpeanut 3
agree w/ #17...
cthulhu1138 1
If he doesn't get it after one explanation, there's nothing you can do to make him understand. That leaves you with two options: 1. Dump him 2. Stay with him and learn to live with the fact that he'll be sleeping with other women without any moral reservations.
vivoloko 0
I think you are the idiot here he is clearly acting up like he don't get it for you to be with him and of course you think by him not understanding he didn't mean it
jbtheone_fml 5
He does get it, you're just a fucktard being played
Kelita 0
THANKYOU!! lol u said it for me!!!
kenny2008 0
leave him dats not fair to u
xxyellaxx16 0
wow hes a total douchebag and a dumbass if he didnt already kno that sleepin wit someone else was cheatin. u should deff leave him every girl needs to be treated lik a princess and hes not doin the job...
Inhumanfrost 0
I don't know what op means. If the bf means just sleeping next to another person then I think it's a-ok!
Roldy 0
YDI for dating a retard.
BlackHoleSuns 0
I'm sensing some irony amongst this comment!
slantyshanty 7
you were listening to the radio this morning near SD? I herd that too, and I hate that dumb bitch Carmen! she is so stupid! it's not even funny.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I fail to see why you're still with him if this has happened more than once. Or even once for that matter.