Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Assumptions
Today, I discovered my sister's fiance's name multiple times in the guestbooks of the hotel I work at, each time with a different woman, so I told her and she dumped him. It turns out it was a guy who had the same name, but it wasn't him. He won't take her back, and now she hates me. I thought I was being a good sister. FML
Fate
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
How the turntables…
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, I was bombarded with pictures of my little sister's Christmas present. It was a huge engagement ring. I got broken up with in public on Christmas eve. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Top comments
helen29 4
i dont get it? u didnt know him be4 she got engaged?
vanillatwilight6 0
i definatly feel bad for you
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vanillatwilight6 0
i definatly feel bad for you
dolphincheddar 10
yeah uh.. sorry about that. your tuna sandwich you got for lunch looked good. but yea suck it up it was High school, he's changed. and you should be less of a pussy.
rooneyroo 0
What does definatly mean?
redbluegreen 41
I definitely feel worse knowing that you can't spell definitely.
Ch0sen 13
Ten plus years later, and you're still being a pussy about it. Maybe this is why you got bullied.
xosportsgirl14x 8
How the heck do you know that it was 10+ years ago? You don't. So shut up.
KayDayParade 0
kinda like that movie...what was it called you again?
xosportsgirl14x 8
You have no way of knowing that he's changed.
xosportsgirl14x 8
You don't know that he's changed.
dolphincheddar 10
hmm, let's see, high school is obviously in past tense in the fml, so it was a while ago, op was bullied, so he was an easy target, after high school people finish puberty. they change physically, and sometimes mentally, I'm sure his sisters fiancé doesn't even remember the guy, or he would have already been acquainted with him.
Mirorbo 27
With the rate of young people marrying earlier and earlier, you can't assume that it's been 10 years since OP was in high school. They could have very well graduated last year for all you know? Now, I've had my fair share of bullies, and four years following graduation, with the wonderful tool that is the internet, they still find ways to target me with these horrible method known as 'Trolling'. You have too much faith in humanity if you really believe that all bullies change their stripes just because they graduated...
flockz 20
15- who takes a picture of their shit? i tend to use mine as deoderant but ive never thought of takin pictures of it...
number0 8
38 has the right idea. Some people change! I'd give the guy a chance.
santarosakid 5
let's just say it means flush your toilet
TheChampagneBoi 5
Your'e right he was probably inmature at th time she should really give him a chance
wolflover44 5
I gagged when I looked at 15's pic...
helen29 4
i dont get it? u didnt know him be4 she got engaged?
RebekahBerry 1
yeah, how could you not know who your own sister is dating before she gets engaged? strange...
slimjadee8080 0
that's what i was thinking..
sweetkitty26 0
some people don't talk about their significant someone to the family unless they wanted to become official. My brother didn't tell our parents until months after the engagement and a month before the wedding
tyty22796 0
omg!! exactly what i was thinking!
zco101 1
this reminds me of You Again.
tettles 0
you can be bullied for the rest of your life now FYL
snade 0
People can change. Just because he used to be a bully doesn't mean he is one now. for all you know he could regret it. He might be just as nervous as you.
snade 0
People can change. Just because he used to be a bully doesn't mean he is one now. for all you know he could regret it. He might be just as nervous as you.
Blackmail111 9
wait till he walks up to OP like "Hey!...I bruttally ****** your sister last night"
apcfan009 0
that was high school. i'm sure he's forgotten about it. worst case scenario, you can tell your sister she's marrying a douchebag :)
Nosrebor 8
not that she would care... she is his sister, after all...
salvorican 24
I think you better stay on her good side or she'll release him on to you!!!!
BigMacBoi 3
RELEASE THE KRAKENNNNNNN
4everFastpitch5 2
aw look on the brightside...maybe he's forgotten!!
Ch0sen 13
I'm pretty sure that would make OP feel worse...
bewbies 3
this sounds like a movie
Anchavez2 0
it is a movie!!
Lovezoohey 4
it's a movie called "you again" :)
skyeyez9 25
dont let him bully you anymore! a tire iron to his teeth, is what he should get the next time he bullys you.
frankgrimes 4
you deserve it for not putting your foot down back in highschool
mofo123 0
o that always happens, haven't you seen that one movie idk what it's called at the moment
Free_Candy 0
I love your picture.
XxHunterHavocxX 0
Haha t's called You Again