Today, a radio show asked the question, "Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo?" I called in and got through. When he asked me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out my own address over live radio. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I answered a call I thought was from my friend and opened with, “What do you want, fuck face?” It was actually my dentist confirming my appointment. There was a long pause before she politely repeated my name to ensure they had the right patient. FML
Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML
Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was trying to make myself comfortable while he did his thing to my teeth. While my mouth was full of tools, he asked, “So how’s your day going so far?” My reply came out as, “Mrrgh purr blobby noff nay blobby blobby.” The dentist laughed and said, “I was kidding, you’re not supposed to talk right now.” FML
Today, I finally managed to get through to the radio station that I always listen to. I handed the phone to my dad so he could win the prize for me, because I'm under 18. He hung up because he thought it was a prank call. FML
Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML
Today, at work, I was calling customers to tell them that they had prescriptions waiting to be picked up. It was a long list and every time I reached an answering machine I left our number so they could call us back. When I was finished, the pharmacist told me I been giving out our fax number. FML
Today, my dentist asked me if I floss regularly. Wanting to avoid judgment, I lied and said yes. He nodded, started cleaning my teeth, then pulled out an entire popcorn kernel that had apparently been living in my gums long enough to pay rent. FML
Today, I was entered into an online contest where they announce your name on the radio and if you call in within an hour they pay your bills for you. I'm unemployed, so I got really excited when they announced my name. My call wouldn't go through - I hadn't paid my phone bill and the line was disconnected. FML
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Top comments
cynide 13
You better hope no one comes over to "touch the butt"
darwinism 30
Now Nemo can find you too!
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cynide 13
You better hope no one comes over to "touch the butt"
\ 28
...prepare your porthole
BeccaHugs 17
P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney. I think I could legit recite this address faster than I could my own.
suplarai 12
Same YDI on this one, that's an Iconic address buddy
KatelynS26 6
Same here!
pipsdips 1
12 P.Sherman is his name, you also see it in his office.
BeccaHugs 17
53 - I am aware that P. Sherman is the mans name. The sentence/address that is recited throught the movie, however, includes his name every time and that is why I chose to include it in my response too.
ElementaryEdGuy 18
Uhh...the dentist doesn't live there. That's where his office is.
nmrg 10
I chuckled a little bit at this comment, which soon turned into a full out guffaw.
154rct 7
I said what what. In the butt
smartypants9 15
You know, maybe everyone who listened to that radio conversation is like Dori. Maybe they all forgot everything! No?
rawr1308 14
Why would that be your first instinct..
Damian95 16
Whoah, OP, that was you?!
ryanthecheeseguy 18
Because when someone asks you a question about addresses your first reaction would be to give your own.
hig999 19
Exactly what I thought
darwinism 30
Now Nemo can find you too!
Kn0wledge123 21
All he has to do is keep swimming. Just keep swimming.
Bevspeaks 11
When in doubt, remember: P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney
flashback.miss 28
well, to get from Florida to Australia, just keep swimming.
darwinism 30
Just a heads up, but you should get your eye checked out before you go for a dip. A fish could easily mistake that as bait.
Cellusr20 5
hopefully nobody is looking for you
DocBastard 40
Did they ask the question at tooth hurty?
theomg 2
OMG no where in the United States has it been "tooth hurty"
Welshite 40
OMG, it was a joke.
euphoricness 28
Two thirty, for the slow ones such as myself.
theomg 2
OMG no the joke was dumb because nowhere in the United States was it 230 the joke lacked logic
FrankHotpants 31
The Joke lacked logic, think about how stupid that sounds.
speckledots 29
It has totally logic to this situation. Tooth hurty, being 2:30. P. Sherman is a dentist. Dealing with teeth. How is this not relevant? I say kudos on the joke line Mr. Bastard.
Blaphlafagus 19
That Dr Bastard to you.
theomg 2
OMG that was you?! I'm going to invite all my friends and we can have a sleepover!
Welshite 40
Sharkbait, hoohaha!
narkill 13
Was it right?!:D