Today, I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position, and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was supposed to have my first job interview for a bakery franchise. Turns out all the applications are submitted to every store, and I was called to the wrong one. FML
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML
Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking for a job for three months. I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in. The manager hired her on the spot. FML
Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I was almost late due to road closure and being blocked in my street by the trash truck. The "interview" turned out to be a hiring fair, with lots of other people. I had to wait outside for 3 hours in the sun with no shade, water or food. I didn't get the job. FML
Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML
Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML
Today, I got a phone call for a interview at Target at 4:30 pm. I got super excited, so I got dressed up and headed over there. I told the manager that I was there for my interview. He didn't know what I was talking about. My friends had prank called me. FML
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Top comments
wdunh69733 24
Hey, it's a job
Charmillionaire 13
"Hi, I'm a Job" - Steve Jobs
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Comments (121)
wdunh69733 24
Hey, it's a job
DeidaraAkatsuki 17
"Hey, it's a job!"-Brothel Owner
Ambient25 25
"Hey it's a job" - Brothel Janitor
RedPillSucks 33
Hey, it's a Job - Brothel Breast Examiner.
PrincessPesa 20
"Hey, it's a job!" -Prostitute
Catkam623 27
"Hey, it's a job"-brothel maid
Charmillionaire 13
"Hi, I'm a Job" - Steve Jobs
PrincessPesa 20
"I'm Job. " -Job
Wizardo 34
"I had a job!" - Goldman Sachs bankers
EVnIAS 13
"I got a hand job" - random guy
gc327072 31
"Hey, it's a job" -child laborer
chaindog89 7
What jobs?- Obama
whY402Jay 12
Hey, i'm supporting someone's business. -John
misspulkadot24 17
"What's a job?"-Paris Hilton
citygirl28 11
nah 115, we all know ms Hilton knows exactly what a "job" is. And thanks all commenters above, very funny stuff!
flockz 20
"that's my job?!?" -kamikaze pilot
Wizardo 34
D'oh, well at least you're getting some dough though and free donuts...
HortonThelephant 15
Hey Macklemore! Can we go to the Doughnut Shop?
Wizardo 34
I'm gonna pop some nuts, only got 20 dollars in my pocket, im-im-im hunting, looking for some doughnuts, this is freaking awesooome.
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
This donut smells like piss... But hey it was 99c
emilyjgraham 34
I'm not saying you deserve this but it's a good to clarify whilst being interviewed exactly what the position will entail. Good luck OP! :)
Stefanie88 24
That's sneaky of them to not mention that until afterwards, but it isn't the worst job you could have.
sarah6786 14
Sewage and the people that jerk off chickens and horses = worst jobs ever. Be grateful.
chargrove112 3
Well, at least you get paid!
tommyfox 19
That donut sound like a very good job.
SheBeNeNe 16
You didn't ask what the job consists of? Baking donuts, cashier, or cleaning? I guess they follow the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy
noelasis94 18
Your job will bring you great fortune. Sometimes cookies from Chinese restaurants lie.
maosquare 18
Fortune is relative - for a penniless person, £1 would be a great fortune.
Ambient25 25
OP should dress up, find a few other mascots, and go on strike. It would be the funniest picket line ever.
DocBastard 40
But you get to work at a doughnut shop, you lucky bastard! That was going to be my fallback job if this whole surgery thing didn't work out.
ters19 10
May I inquire if the surgery has to do with your profile picture?
peacelovecoffee 20
Yes, docbastard got to surgically remove a coke bottle from someone's ass.