Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
Today, I was on Instagram and I sent a meme to my other account. Tell me why as soon as I switched over and saw my one chat notification, I got excited, then remembered I'd just sent myself a meme. FML
Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML
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mischief8 0
That's why we don't do stupid things like that. People taking silly risks on the internet like that do not get my pity. Sorry YDI
iceis 0
Ya, you're a douche. Also, fb doesn't always send e-mails, you have to be signed up for them. Not that it matters - you're still a douche for doing this.
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Comments (165)
Postlude 1
I understand the need to vent about a teacher or boss.. but couldn't you have written it on paper or opened up Word? Why even risk it getting back to them? :C
deaditegirl 0
YDI. Learn to vent in places that don't have negative consequences if you make a stupid mistake. Also, quit being stupid.
HeyyyBrahhh 0
That sucks.
summerlovin35 0
If you hate your teacher so much, why are you friends with them on facebook?
milgalo 0
That's what I was thinking - why even be friends with a teacher on FB in the first place? If you are, why the hell would you write it on their wall? Augh. YDI big time.
regalarius 0
Yeah, I agree with this...I've friended one or two cool instructors, even chatted with some, but if I hate them, I don't see the point...although it *is* a medium of communication, which is important to have I suppose.
Alexgoesfml 3
Firstly...you aren't clever by deleting posts. I also did know about the emial thing, most websites give you the option to view comments in their email. Just send the teacher back an apology saying that it was a joke but actually wasn't meant to be sent.
arms_akimbo 0
yeah that'll work. HAHAHA. No.
fyourlife33 0
as alex said, just tell her your friend was doing it to get you in trouble and it was just a joke and apologize to her and problem fixed... wish this button wasnt called spill the beans!
Elisabetha Aarron 18
Ya anyone with a the slightly bit of intelligence will see through this.
nobodysees 0
I'm calling BS. You're not allowed to be friends on Facebook with teachers (at most schools) while you're still attending.
lisafannypack 0
that may be true, but it doesn't necessarily mean this FML fake i know a bunch of people who are facebook friends with a teacher i have, even though that's probably not allowed
thisyearsgirl 0
That may be the rule at your school but I've never heard that the case anywhere else. Granted, I'm in college and this sounds more like high school, but I know high school kids in several different states that are facebook friends with their teachers.
lisafannypack 0
yeah, exactly i think it may be more of an ethics thing rather than an actual rule
regalarius 0
I call BS on your BS, sir or madam. That's school-specific.
RJB 0
Actually, at our school A teacher was fired/quit our school becuase they had a facebook..
kira822_fml 0
And this kid could be our future presedent.
BrandNewScene 0
What's sad is that you could also be our President.
Lonely4 0
And why are you friends with your teacher? That was your fist asshole move. YDI
Shadydeals 0
Well can't she get in trouble for having a page on there?