Today, I got l disconnect notices for both my water and my electric. After looking over my budget, I realized that I can only pay for one until next month. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Emotional lift
Today, I finally got my paycheck that I could enjoy $300 for myself after taking care of my bills with so many other ones. Then, I find out that the water was shut off, which is supposed to be my roommate's responsibility. Apparently, he has not paid it in months, and they want $288. FML
Today, my brother texted me a picture of his "upcoming disconnect" notice for his utility bill and asked if I could loan him the money to pay it. All I could give him was a picture of my "disconnected" notice. FML
Today, I found out the electric bill I have been paying was on my old house. I found this out when they shut off the power to my house. FML
Is that even legal?
Today, I had a really good day out just to come home right before the electricity company closed for the day, to find out my payment hadn’t gone through and they'd turned it off. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML
Cough up
Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML
Many such cases
Today, my power company notified me that one of the payments my husband and I sent last week for our overdue bill had bounced. FML
Today, marks the two weeks since my paycheck should have arrived. During these two weeks, my battery has failed, tire has blown, and my phone and water bill have become past due. When I called the guy who's supposed to pay me, he said he has a note about it "somewhere on my desk". FML
It's a mystery
Today, our water got cut off. Since our council tax is also due today, I called them and hurled abuse for cutting off the water so soon. Turns out they don’t actually supply water, nor was it even disconnected. Some random person just turned off the meter tap. FML
Maxed out
Today, I was notified that my work is cutting my pay almost in half. I just renewed my long-term lease on an expensive apartment because I was able to afford it before this morning. Now I have no idea how I’m going to pay for it. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Keep the water. If you don't have electric, you won't be able to write anymore inane FML's like this one and the world will be a better place.
thyestes 0
Don't know about France but in England they can't cut your water because it's essential for life so I'd pay the electricity but obviously it may be different there.
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iranoutofnames 6
your move. what'll it be?
yousodi 10
I say pay half of each one n neither will get cut off,,, duh learn to manage money :)
BrownSugar_fml 5
water!! at least then you can shower... during the day..
Baagsbaseball 5
Hope he has a gas water heater...
brissychick90 0
fails :-(
yasmeenjonasx3 0
I'd choose water because then, you won't smell like shit.
Reyo 2
Pay for the water, develop night vision, live off of uncooked ramen packets/the garden you have growing in the backyard. Oh yeah, start growing a garden in your backyard.
DangerousBabee 0
yeahh do the water so u can take showersss . and not the elctric, thats what CANDLES are for :P
stereofidelica 0
Oh, really? How is she supposed to COOK FOOD?
NoteMyGrin 0
She can make sandwiches. (;
Tigg3r 3
How is she supposed to keep the comdiments that go on the sandwitch cold? Fridge+Electricity=run Fridge-Electricity=not running.
purplepickle 0
water!!! imagine not brushing you teeth or flushing the toilet for a month. seriously thats disgusting.
FAllOfIt 0
Go with the water, use your cell phone, think of it like a camping trip.... I know... I'm optimistic
ilovechocochipz 0
get a girl/boy ftiend and use al their stuff. they dont need to know.
Shadow14l 0
Retards... electricity is needed for the shower.
GiddyXD 0
no it's not. prove me wrong cos over here there are some power outs and water still works :)
stopreadingmynam 0
choose water, go to bed early, and eat spagghetti and meatballs out of the can!!
fatcatfurs 0
your an idiot to pump water it takes electricity
Unbannedban 0
water, then BBQ every night like drunk rednecks
nateypooo 0
why don't u get a loan and pay for both that month?? problem solved
Jezlovespink 5
You kno op u can go to different churches call 411 and ask for a list of churches (religious not the chicken place) there numbers and even helping hands can help u out wit those bill pays but u have to be there extra early on certain days at certain times....
iislix1ii 19
Quite a fair amount of stoves still use gas, although their electric lighters wont work. Just use matches :)
perdix 31
Keep the water. If you don't have electric, you won't be able to write anymore inane FML's like this one and the world will be a better place.
BPD99 7
If he doesn't have water he will be dirt and in hygienic make it hard for him to get a job to pay for electricity
youfuckedup 0
chose electricity and perhaps if you spent less time on FMyLife then maybe your electricity bill would be lower :)
cameron_natasha 0
I go on FML on my iPod touch.. just saying
lololog 0
And how do you charge your iPod touch? Derp
acrawf350 9
If you dont have water, they evict you from your house, its almost happened to my mom. They threatened to classify our home as "uninhabitable" and condemn the house and evict you, its almost happened to my family
time4coffee 3
Find a roommate to help pay the bills
nazooer 11
Yup another dummy who can't read... It says he CAN'T pay them both, not that he didn't pay them.
NoteMyGrin 0
What I seem to have gotten out of it is that they sent notices saying, "HEY. You better pay for your water or we'll turn it off! Also you'd better pay your electric bill or we'll cut it off!" and she has to choose which one to keep because she can only pay for one for the rest of the month. Is that not it? Because you seem to be very adamant about that not being it. I say she should keep the water as well. Electricity is not nearly as necessary.
perfectwinds 0
You have to default on bills for a month in order for them to turn it off. And they would have been sending notices of the OP being late for a while, so they knew.
spitfire35 3
I'd say electric.
thyestes 0
Don't know about France but in England they can't cut your water because it's essential for life so I'd pay the electricity but obviously it may be different there.
meatmaeta 21
In the States, they just get the sheriff to move you out because the conditions are 'unsanitary for habitation.'
SneakyDeath 15
Choose electric bill. You can buy water from the store.
Sun_Kissed18 25
And then showers? Washing dishes? Clothes? Who says she has enough money to buy all of those water bottles anyway?
Omnigeek6 1
FAIL. Bottled water is WAY more expensive than tap water.
jonnnnyboy16 0
stuck between a rock and a hard place- that really sucks lol