44haley44
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Bad timing
Today, I was pantsless, horny, and my vibrator died, so I put it on charge next to my bed. My mum then came in, crying hysterically about how she got fired. I was still naked. I felt so bad. FML
Lonely
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML
Handblocked
🌶️ Spicy
Overcome
Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor's appointment in the morning. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Alexa, play "Asleep" by The Smiths
Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML
Embarassed
Canada
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
thermos
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Morning motivation
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
That was quick
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
hannahthedino
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Involuntary
Today, my friend spent the night. I now know that she masturbates in her sleep. FML
Ned
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up in my bunkbed because I thought I was experiencing my first earthquake ever. I jumped out of bed and found that it was just my roomate masturbating in the bottom bunk. It was 6am. FML
Top comments
kraine0712 2
Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.
ayooBrandon 12
I can't imagine how wet your sheets are
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Comments (595)
HeartAndSoul2011 0
so even your vibrator is so bad at it you fall asleep...interesting.. ;)
rattusrattus 19
Or good. I fall asleep after good pleasuring. [/tmi] You know that some women ********** in their sleep?
proxxX069069 7
same with me!
BeatlesObsessed 12
I'm sure you had the most pleasant and satisfying dreams. ;)
dabom392 4
u look a little too young to be commenting
BeatlesObsessed 12
I'll take that as a compliment, haha. :) Would you consider sixteen being 'too young'?
JESSiCAA321 0
I love the beatles tooo!(:
bigj63 0
nope. I am
tdub10 2
To much of a good thing. Lol
SkyiiStarflower 0
well, damn! that means you can't remember the great time you had with it!
TinMan19 6
Haha thats way awesome!
6tori6 5
it's a good thing you didn't need your parent to wake you up or anything that morning...awkward!!
TinMan19 6
Haha thats way awesome!
TinMan19 6
Haha thats way awesome!
dreamering 16
You got to try different positions
TinMan19 6
Way beyond awesome
MrSexyPants 14
Seriously, bro?
coltsrock37 15
yeah dude...just stop.
HeartAndSoul2011 0
now imagine if that was a person...they'd be mad that you fell asleep, you'd be mad that they were so bad at it that you fell asleep in the first place ;) lol
Ugi 27
But you'd be impressed that they were still at it in the morning. Now that's stamina!