Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
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raeraymusic1 0
hope he loses his job
Why4426 0
you can fight the ticket
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Comments (335)
insanesna1l 0
its abuse of his power
suckstobeyoouuu 0
Sucks to be you
dzesus 0
you simply shouldnt date pigs :>
omgwtftoni 0
you can actually sue him, the city, and he can lose his job.
Dontstealmyname 11
He's abusing his authority (if parking in ur driveway isn't illegal). So like everyone says, REPORT HIM and shove the parking ticket down his throat.
Dontstealmyname 11
He's abusing his authority (if parking in ur driveway isn't illegal). So like everyone says, REPORT HIM and shove the parking ticket down his throat.
Jaxx66 21
you don't have to pay it. you can easily prove he's stalking you and make him lose his job and he'll never be able to work anywhere in law enforcement again.
mariapppp 0
bring him to court make sure there is absolutely nothing that you could get a ticket for first!
green_ghost_fml 4
That's bullshit, fight it. And to you morons saying "hopefully you deserved it for parking illegally," OP was parked in her own driveway. Did you not read the FML?
FreebirdIII 1
report him