Roxas
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Andre
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Anonymous
Culpeper, United States
It never rains, it pours
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
carssuck
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML
jam
Australia
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Blake
Mexico, Mexico
Fake plates
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Garrett
Vista, United States
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
White out
Today, I received a $105 parking ticket for being in a handicapped space. The lines were covered by snow, and the sign was on the building twenty feet away. FML
journeytotheend
Surrey, Canada
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Top comments
WhiteZoneRedZone 6
You write a letter trying to explain you don't own a car, they'll probably then cite you for failing to register a vehicle. Ahhh, government at work.
iSitt 0
check if your identity has been stolen.
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WhiteZoneRedZone 6
You write a letter trying to explain you don't own a car, they'll probably then cite you for failing to register a vehicle. Ahhh, government at work.
iSitt 0
check if your identity has been stolen.
I_R_Genius 3
They won't cite her if she is not old enough to drive. They probably ment to send it to her folks?
scarsofaddiction 0
wtf? you have to have a car to get a parking ticket... this makes no sense
6969awesome 0
thats why it's a FML
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
That's why it's most likely FAKE . but anyways , IF, by any chance this is real, then there is hope.
josephhhhhh 0
you stupid hoe
mightymart 5
really??! wow youre a ******* genius...
mintcar 10
HAHAHA. HAHA.
carmenm 6
she means where the **** did they place this parking ticket as it's normally on the windscreen ? they didn't just walk up and give it to a person this is obviously a bullshit fml
mudkipsan 19
Did you stop reading after the fifth word?
16rrpass 0
PEOPLE!! it says she got it in the mail! Retards....
aceman1992 9
5- no shit, that's why its on this website.
adelaz 0
Um duh that's why it's a FML
T9FTW 20
I choked on iced tea laughing at this comment. You just stated the obvious, commenting that it's nonsense. LOL
BostonBear 33
it happens. I had a friend who received a letter from the dmv saying his license was suspended. He never had a license, called the dmv and resolved the issue.
fthku 13
Big effing deal, you got a parking ticket which you won't have to pay for. Oh no, you have to re-send a letter with some explanation, how ****** your life is!
RedPillSucks 33
There is a possibility, like #19 said, that OPs identity has been stolen, then this is definately an FML
stevenmx86 8
Yeah, there's a pretty easy solution... "Hey cops, I don't own a car" simple.. Not worth whining about imho..
three3_fml 2
Are you over weight ?
atomicJ 0
WTF? how is that relevant to anything? haha funny. Nice dog by the way.
KennKenn 0
meh, they will just beat you up for making them look stupid
frankq555 3
What The Fu*k HOW?
Saluton 18
the most laughable FML I've ever seen here
Doortje 30
You must be new here.
bob90079 0
#15 agree
WesleyS1 0
#15 I was thinking the same thing
shayshaw 0
write a letter explaing how you do not have a car and how outragous it is for you to get a parking ticket for that. then they will argue that u jut haven registered your car so just relax and leave it alone. go bury it in your yard somewhere
misstamz 0
Were they just handing them out or something? How does that happen?