Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
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raeraymusic1 0
hope he loses his job
Why4426 0
you can fight the ticket
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Comments (335)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Can't you get him fired for that? That would be a revenge that it seems like he deserves at this point.
wowthatsuckslmao 1
park it in the garage duh
Dr_Pepper_fml 3
If it hasn't been mentioned already, this could be a totally legit ticket if, for one, either end of her car is blocking the sidewalk, assuming there is one. Just sayin'.
ImanAzol 4
He's probably studying "criminal justice," which is liberal arts for cops.
sinningkitten 2
get a photo everyone he does it!
ceddyz17 10
did you cheat on him or Somthin?
pip74205 9
I hope your pleading not guilty. What are the tickets for? Do you know if his cop car has a camera? If it doesn't, set up a camera on your car and record him giving you another ticket. If he does, send the police a letter that you want a copy of his car camera on each of the days that he claimed he ticketed you. When the camera shows him going into your driveway, the tickets will be dismissed and him a short time thereafter. Then, get a lawyer and sue him, the police, and the city for allowing him to do this to you.
erika73739 0
fight it.
structuredchaoz 4
Take pictures of your car with the timestamp on the image. Or get a video camera and bust his ass
amberita28 0
In some cities it's illegal to park in your driveway if you're blocking the street. I don't agree with it at all! I just know because a cop has given us 3 tickets so far because of this ridiculous law.
oblio 0
where are the pedestrians supposed to walk of you're blocking the sidewalk?
amberita28 0
Umm, hello! ******* walk around! That's where. I'll park my car in my driveway if I want, pedestrians can kiss my ass! I've walked around the neighborhood plenty of times and have no problem walking around someones vehicle. If they want to walk around a sidewalk without having to go into the street then they can take their ass down to a park but my car goes in the driveway not in the street. Are pedestrians going to pay for the damage of a hit & run (which has happened) when my car is on the street? No they're not, so **** them. As for handicapped taking a stroll it's still ridiculous because my step dad is a disabled veteran and still got a ticket for parking in the driveway. He can't park close to the door because a handicapped citizen could possibly walk through there? Its bullshit!