Today, I organised a romantic day trip for me and my boyfriend to some tropical gardens. I packed lunch and paid for the tickets. He decided to bring a friend, who doesn't speak English. The only thing that he said that I understood was that, "Your girlfriend eats a lot." FML
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Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is bringing his friends on our trip. I'm now the third wheel on the romantic trip we've planned for a year. FML
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DocBastard 40
And you allowed the friend to come with you? You should have told your boyfriend to tell his little butt buddy to **** off.
sourgirl101 29
At first I thought it said ****- Ireland. Third wheels suck! Maybe plan better so your boyfriend knows it's a date for two and only two.
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iRhymeWithHeaven 0
Mexican people(':
dirtyblond 4
Stereotypical people(,:
sourgirl101 29
At first I thought it said ****- Ireland. Third wheels suck! Maybe plan better so your boyfriend knows it's a date for two and only two.
sourgirl101 29
Oh and also....Do you hear those words a lot in different languages that you're able to translate them? If so..... wake up call!
doc_j 0
someones got **** on the brain dont worry i had to re read it also
sourgirl101 29
Does that mean you sometimes think with your ****?(:
MissBunny25 0
funny, I read organized as orgasmed..
freddyisepic 2
same 46
Itstherealjen 0
me too
Alicia17C 2
haha me too.
margie2194 12
MissBunny you look like Ke$ha
RedPillSucks 33
**** on the brain and ****** on the brain need to get together.
spearhead 5
52...heh?
ydi_4_suking 20
where does something almost look like ****-ireland? i guess someone does have **** on their mind. no she doesnt look like ke$ha.
chloe2114 4
omg, she actually does look like ke$ha!! xoxo :)
tesuan 0
You guys make me seem innocent. Gutter minds much? :O
boredbah 0
I thought I was the only one who read that...
BugsBunny1 4
Hey Redpill, ****** on the brain is MINE.
MissBunny25 0
^this is true
MrFlintstone 5
46- kinky
fml_psl 0
Thats bad
Idonebeenhad 17
Shouldn't the bf have been the one to organize something like that?
Leoboy635 0
I'm just curious as to what your eating,food or....his......I think you know where I'm going.
ImaWiseGuy 5
haha...yea, your going no where with your moronic assumptions....
WannaBeActor1018 11
no, I really don't know where your going.
tesuan 0
I don't know where you're going, but you killed the English language on the way.
FranzFerdinand 18
AHAHAHAHA no.
ucofresh 4
That's just ignorant on your bf's part. Next time he decides to do something nice and romantic for you, bring a "friend" with tourette's!!
The_Voytek_Bear 14
If you ate more than half a cow than YDI ]:->
tellithowitis 13
epic fail
mk58 31
What an asshole. you should have thrown food at him. And then ran off.
sthrr 6
preferably a hamburger!
Livinia 11
Your boyfriend is a douche.
thatkid1 0
organized*
thatkid1 0
organized*
DocBastard 40
Ooh ooh! I was SO hoping someone would say this so I could practice my KaySL impersonation. *ahem* Listen you ******* nutwagon, of the roughly 1.8 billion English speakers in the world, only about 1/6 of them spell it your way. The people that INVENTED the ******* language (that would be the English) decided to spell it "organise". Who the **** do you think you are to correct them?
ohmygaaawsh29 0
couldn't have said it better myself.
fadingaway 17
@11, no, dumbass, it's organised. OP is not American. I'm not sure if people from other places spell it the American way, but I'm from South Africa (we use British English), and I was taught in primary school that we spell things like organise and realise with an s, whereas Americans use a z. I'm pretty sure there are more places that use ''organise'' rather than ''organize''. You are uneducated and outnumbered.
marinus_fml 20
Pretty good English for a South African. I've been living in Australia for 12 years and I can barely structure a sentence as good as that. Unless of course you are of the English speaking Afrikaaners?
Garayy 0
I love you Doc. I want to pee all over you.
fadingaway 17
Nope marinus, English is my first language, I'm not an Afrikaner.
eddieyes 0
you must have learning disability
BooGhosted 0
love how everyone ignores the peeing comment haha was so random!
regsworld11 2
If it's supposed to be a romantic getaway, why in the world would your boyfriend bring a third wheel?!
22cute 17
I think her BF is gay.
Flight7 0
is he gay
IDKOMGWTFTWROFLM 0
WTH would he be gay!?
sourgirl101 29
I'm guessing because he bought another "guy" on his date to a tropical garden. Sounds weird to me.
Casuality 6
What language was he speaking? Maybe that's not what he meant, because some phrases have more than one meaning. And even if that's what he meant maybe the people in his country don't eat much. Let it go, it's not THAT bad.