Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
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raeraymusic1 0
hope he loses his job
Why4426 0
you can fight the ticket
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Comments (335)
Pizzamaster 0
He's just kidding.
4ll4b0utm3 0
just get his ass fired for abusing his cop authority....problem solved
clothesoptional 0
I feel your pain! I learned not to date cops the hard way too...
Dogbite1313 5
Hopefully you have pictures from when you dated, that and phone records. Take all three tickets showing you where given after you quit dating to the chief and file an official complaint.
WHOWASTHEPHONE 10
Take his badge.
OfficeNinja 5
call internal affairs, and request a court date for the three tickets. when the asshole shows up in court we will see what the judge does.
kritz0 10
Don't know about the policies down there, but if you have it there but...call parking patrol? They can come and see you are NOT parked illegally and they, themselves can file a complaint on your behalf because of the number of tickets issued. They obviously should have the other tickets he has given you on file....so yeah he could definitely get himself looked at/fired/suspended. Why is everyone so sue happy in the USA? Do you realize something as petty as this will have no reward other than debt to a lawyers fees? Jeeze.
FarSide 23
Because in the USA, we don't take sh*t from each other... and we sure don't take it from foreigners. What a Country! Mom. Apple Pie. God Bless America! Pass the ammunition!
kritz0 10
You're a dumbass. **Edited
Wire54321 7
Take a photo as proof to shows police station.
seraphxchild 3
just despute the tickets, and get his ass fired
qasimahsan93 4
As people have said, get a security camera and report his ass. If it doesn't work, break his windows. :)