Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
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raeraymusic1 0
hope he loses his job
Why4426 0
you can fight the ticket
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Comments (335)
ProhibitionRose 14
Report him. All you have to do is file a complaint.
notquite69 0
Cops are assholes and so are you for dating one.
DocBastard 40
Let me get this straight...ALL cops are assholes? How about this: I propose that all people who call cops assholes are ignorant generalising fucktards.
Theguy614 0
I'll second that, however most cops are assholes
jupiter80 0
53- well this cop was defiantly an asshole for not being a man and getting over the stupid break up
Jerslilwifey 0
Ha ha everyone on here is so serious! geeze. well hopefully you deserved the ticket for somehow parking illegally like blocking a side walk or something. but if you didn't, its not hard to fight. it's kind of humorous. lol. what did you do to piss him off? cheat? lie? date his best friend? ha ha! karma will bite him in the Ass if he's him the wrong.
panzer1102 0
fight it!!!
Supasta_007 0
hes just doin his job
chosha_fml 27
Time to set up a security camera and get this douche fired.
Supasta_007 0
hes doin his job
Doortje 30
No he's not, you idiot. She can park her car on her OWN driveway, don't you think?
DocBastard 40
No Doortje, Supasta is right. The cop is just protecting the rights of OP's neighbors to park in her driveway. If she keeps parking there, where are they supposed to park? Down with parking in your driveway!
ImanAzol 4
If it blocks the sidewalk, or violates some city code, he can ticket her. Also, how does she prove the ticket was placed while she was in the driveway? He makes up an address downtown, after her work hours, and there's no way to prove she didn't park illegally. Yes, I know in fantasyland, you're innocent until proven guilty. However, in parking ticket land, you're guilty until you pay the ticket or suck the cop.
mscaramel33 2
Lol!
chosha_fml 27
Time to set up a security camera and get this douche fired.
gravygecko 2
Make sure you aren't in one of the many states that has made it a crime to videotape police officers though. Your best bet is to just move to another town. Trying to report him will most likely get you arrested for something worse. Take it as a lesson learned and only date humans from here on out.
FAYUL12345100 3
And this is where you tape him and then sue for abuse of authority.
mintcar 10
Looks like someone is still feeling bitter about the breakup.