Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, I wasn't sure whether it was past the time when they stopped giving out parking tickets. I checked the meters on either side of my car, and both were expired, so I figured I was good. I came back out to all three of us having tickets. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML
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Top comments
figgity83 15
sux but don't break the law
maronofhearts 19
"They did it too" isnt an excuse to break a law, if you didnt do it to begin with you wouldnt get the ticket and someone else probably would. Yeah it sucks that the other cars didnt get one (yet) you never know maybe they got theirs later. But basically you deserve it you parked there, i dont go around peeing on minors just because R. Kelly did it but maybe thats just because Im not famous enough.
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Comments (80)
figgity83 15
sux but don't break the law
jcortez1594 0
oooooh got me while I was typing -.-
YDI_S 0
YDI for finding a parking ticket on your car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, you were the only one who received a ticket. You had to pay $1000 and you got sent to jail for life complaining that 4 other cars violated the same rule, after they drove off. Have a merry time in prison!
FYOL 0
well.... was your car a prius?
nathan5 0
a crime's a crime
jazmixer 0
yeah sucks when that happens. I just put the ticket on the car next to me and have them pay for it.
jcortez1594 0
Gotta love lazy cops ^^ ohey, my first "first"
DrAwesome 6
Why would you want to be first at looking like an idiot?
boyguydudemalema 0
actually, he's 2nd so that made more of an idiot.
sorcerersinger 0
first to fail
moomoo14 0
... or second
moogzorz 0
LOL FIRST. get over it. it happened. tryhards cry. cry!!!! if I'm not first then shit
Hgielad_720 0
Epic Fail.
JrPeru14 0
lmaoooo
iampunk 0
"If I'm not first, then shit." lmfao.
soysauce1208 18
thats creep:|
Xavi89 0
next time I hope he puts a boot or your wheel.
jjames7543 13
good job at those fails #2 and #3 -_-
zachhasse 0
you a ******
roadkill223 0
Say that in public and see what happens, I'm sure that you'll regret saying it very quickly.
ERich331 3
I can just tell by your description that you're a fag.
anorexicbarbie 8
Clearly he's stupid.
iGrenade 0
uh roadkill, there are plenty of places in this world where not a single blackfolk could be found.
zakkyzebra 11
or a kkk meeting. well they'd be dead but...
VertigoSD 0
But you can find plenty in the cotton fields!
DrAwesome 6
Or in a box, with a fox. Or in a house, with a mouse.
roadkill223 0
iGrenade, what about the white kids who think they're black? They take offence to that also, not sure why, however.
iampunk 0
Tommy and Vertigo, lmao. Too true.
KiddNYC1O 22
this thread bored me.
DrAwesome 6
#54 You could try playing with real thread. It's a lot more entertaining. ;]
zachhasse 0
im joining the kkk
zachhasse 0
haha you guys love to argue over stupid s***
zachhasse 0
**** you. i wanna kill him. hes my arch enemy
roadkill223 0
Tommy, he's being a typical 14 year old male. Discovering all of these swear words and thinking he's cool for using them.
iampunk 0
Arch enemy? Okay, catwoman.
darkness_fml 0
What kinda of kid only learns swears at 14...
MnBran6 0
42 that's an insult to all the 14 year olds who aren't dumb, like myself. Also, answer to life, the universe, and everything ftw.
pimplayer 0
I hope wen u go to hell the devil is black and spoons the crap out u
oboewhore_xD 6
He's not fourteen. I'm fourteen and even the dumbest people in my class still don't use the phrase "arch enemy". The whole "OMFUCKING ****, ****. SAYING THESE DAMN CUSS ******* WORDS IS SO ******* GOD DAMN FUN" thing is true though for a lot of them. -.- *inserts bullet in to brain*
nathan5 0
you are quite clearly a tosser. ' im the fastest in my school ' who says that in their profile? obviously a show off prick...listen kid youre not that good on the big scheme of things "just a drop in the ocean"
zachhasse 0
jealousy
Thordian 0
Don't complain if you break the law.
kristineszLIFE 0
Worry about your self