Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML
Today, I was at the gym, well intent on trying a new workout class. I was the only person in the class and the instructor was clearly disappointed. He reluctantly gave me the class but I could tell he was hating the whole experience. FML
Today, it was the last day of school. My students shared what they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of their complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML
Today, it's my first day at a new school. I transferred here halfway through the year to get away from a girl who bullies me. She's apparently bullied her mom into transferring her here as well. FML
Today, and for a long time, I've had a phobia of schools. I'm extremely stressed out about starting in a new school. Normal, right? Yes, except that I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
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i_wuz_nver_here 31
Maybe she's trying a new method to get in students heads
ItsAnanya 25
Is he/she a Maths teacher? They have a lot of problems.
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Comments (63)
The_9th_Doctor 18
what did you do to make her hate it?
j_cat187 20
Stole her phone?
The_9th_Doctor 18
possible
AKGirlinSD 20
Maybe the teacher was still hungover from Labor Day Weekend? Huge possibility!
applebramble 22
Or maybe the teacher just wants to get their ass fired from school for using inappropriate language like that IN school grounds and in front of their students :/
griffy14 9
If its a university, it's perfectly acceptable for a professor to curse. :)
ElementaryEdGuy 18
Our middle school teachers used to cuss us out.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Maybe she's trying a new method to get in students heads
oj101 33
Correct. It is in the nature for students to rebel, so maybe they'll say "I love school!" Teachers are always more cunning than we take them for.
lolita88_fml 27
Or maybe she'd choking with hatred and wants to burn down the school :D
ifavela89 13
then bravo to the teacher lol
j_cat187 20
More like **** the teacher's life.
j_729 18
I'm guessing the students ******* hate it too. That's how it works at my school
StarWolf111 21
Sounds like the classroom is going to be full of joy!
Zimmington 21
Right! I say congrats OP on your new "**** work let's play games & text" class
j_729 18
I wish my teachers hated it as much as i do
not_a_robot 15
Hate it or not, doing well is a key component to a productive and enriching life. School is always that one thing that most of us take for granted. I hate it.
beclaurela 18
Are you guys going to get along great then? I would get along with mine if my teacher said that.
ItsAnanya 25
Is he/she a Maths teacher? They have a lot of problems.
Rozza17 29
Don't even get me started on my horrible maths teacher!
tinyrosie 21
Seriously. Like math please stop trying to find your ex, she's never coming back.
pinkshirtbadman 15
My math teachers all had really divided personalities.
Zimmington 21
I only had 2 good Math teachers in High School
ksks1234 33
33-- so half of your math teachers taught well.
j_729 18
My math teacher assigned a big essay within the first period i had with her.
cosicosei 22
Out of the 4 math teachers back in high school, I had 3 really great ones (including one that i still text regularly) and one that i had to switch out of her class because she was badmouthing me to other students in her other classes. Soo I'd say math teachers are always on extremes, really great or really shitty.
cosicosei 22
I hope that doesn't influence you too much.. So what if he/she does??
aintlifeapain 21
Well, that means you will have her support and, probably, shoulder to cry on later when the school disappoints you.
Donnakar 20
Well at least he or she doesn't sugar coat. Maybe she/ he was having a rough morning
lolita88_fml 27
I like your teacher!