Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
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raeraymusic1 0
hope he loses his job
Why4426 0
you can fight the ticket
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sepdps 0
turn him in
Calyx_fml 22
Tell it to the judge. Ex bf - ex cop.
Wire54321 7
take a picture so you can have it as evidence
sweetthing333 0
If she puts a restraining order on him he loses his job and will be arrested if he violates it.
SnK4evr 0
Are you really that stupid ????? If you know who it is report his ass and he WILL lose his job . Quit paying tickets that you should noy be getting
Awahso 25
Report him for harassment. I know in this county he would be in big trouble if not terminated
life2007 0
what a dick. hope he gets punished and you shouldn't have to pay the ticket...set up a secret security camera to catch him doing it
poweys 0
your bf is way psycho
grim267 0
punch holes in his water heater gas tank tires and other things that are supposed to be air tight. just wear gloves and a hair net and leave nothing behind. and don't get seen by anyone.
missnuthin 10
take him to court. threaten to sue his ass for harassment. and if he doesnt believe you have a lawyer write up a big pretty threat letter.