Today, my brother finally informed me that our shower head has an option to make the water only come out of the detachable part. My left leg's been in a cast for 4 months, and the whole time I've had to shower sitting backwards with my leg sticking out the door. He knew. FML
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Ixiion_fml 13
OP here. Just to clear something up: The shower head is new. It was put in two weeks before my leg ended up in a cast. So I hadn't bothered to fiddle with it before, thus why I didn't know that it had that option. And I've been whining about it for 4 months, and he just now decided to tell me. Ah, love my brother. And to someone who said to give him a break, I am. I just glared at him for 10 minutes before letting it go.
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commonlogicz42 6
Oh c'mon you don't gotta be a rocket scientist to operate your own shower.
DocBastard 40
Of course he knew. He just didn't tell you because he didn't want you to know what ELSE he does with that shower head. It's best you don't ask.
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commonlogicz42 6
Oh c'mon you don't gotta be a rocket scientist to operate your own shower.
imyy 20
I don't think it's the brother's fault. Maybe he thought she knew but preferred to shower that way? And how did he know how she showered anyways?
caohm 18
"Its like a damn spaceship up in here! I don't know these controls!"
jw90 18
You're right. You need a Doctorates.
_parth 20
Woah, it takes a lot of skills to operate someone else's shower though...
DocBastard 40
Of course he knew. He just didn't tell you because he didn't want you to know what ELSE he does with that shower head. It's best you don't ask.
Welshite 40
NOOOO! Bad Doc. Why must you put these images into my head?
RedPillSucks 33
Not asking is not enough. I'm trying desperately not to imagine.
perdix 31
#8, so you can put them into practice;)
imyy 20
I don't even want to know how a male would use a shower head in such a manner!
lilhellian 27
Y'all are acting like that's not normal! :O
mFUNdo21 17
#31, males have orifices for pleasure too...
JtPv 14
I admit it... When I was younger I would take the shower head... And see how much water I could fit in my mouth. For the ***** n giggles. Why? What were you thinking?
SkyGuy32 17
I was thinking having the water shoot over your head. Take that however you want.
ElaborateScheme 14
#2 Lol wtf can a guy do with a shower head??? As a straight male I honestly don't know and I don't want to try ass play either
HelenLFC 27
Time for sibling revenge !
Cleu 12
What kinda revenge pranks are we talking here? Numbing gel in his "hand lotion" or maybe the warm bowl of water?
Gho5tk3y 17
Itching powder in his boxers or hiding his video games, lots of ways to get even. Have fun
sunnyray812 42
You have a troll brother.
1dvs_bstd 41
He's more of a douche.
sunnyray812 42
Most siblings are mischievous toward one another.
perdix 31
#25, did you know the French word for shower is "douche?" Are you a bilingual genius or just a lucky asshole?
1dvs_bstd 41
A little from column A, a little from row B!
Zebediabolical 45
How is it the brother's responsibility to teach OP how to use a shower? It's not that hard. We've got one of those as well and the day it was installed and usable, I played with the knobs so I could figure out temperature and pulse controls. Seriously. It's not that hard.
prinncess00 16
Or a cat
singer0421 32
Have you tried putting a plastic bag over it to stop the cast from getting wet?
beelee1988 13
Common sense is lacking in the world today. So of course not. Lol.
Ixiion_fml 13
OP here. It's always wrapped in two bags, duct-taped to my leg. But somehow the water still gets in. I even bought one of those airtight seal-bags specifically for this to put over it, but as my muscles have atrophied, the seal stopped longer sticking to my leg.
junkman6 22
The duct tape has to be on the skin for it to repel the water. Just FYI if you ever end up in a cast again.
MrClean17 15
You can't really blame the brother here. I thought everyone knew how to work their shower
Welshite 40
I don't. I spend fifteen minutes fiddling with the stupid knobs because I can't ever remember which way to turn to make it hotter. Hehe. Fiddling with the knobs. ;)
RedPillSucks 33
The knob on the shower, right? ..., Right!?
bruins46 6
13 you do know that you need to fiddle with the knob on the *shower* for it to work, right? Maybe that's why you've been having a hard time getting it to work.
its2lu 11
Get him back!!
Mysterious_one 26
u were too lazy to figure it out ur self
Klick 3
Starting a sentence with "And" just doesn't seem correct.
RedPillSucks 33
That's old school. Unless you're writing a technical or scholarly paper, it's generally acceptable.
gc327072 31
Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our grammar to the test!
jdeezy01 13
Oh come on. Give him a break.
devstick 4
ohhhhh you made a funny
Cordy07 8
#16 I literally giggled out loud when I read your comment! lol. Nice.
vipirius 18
#16 Buffy, is that you?
Joshwarrior 39
That's what brothers are there for. Lol no harm done.