Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring she was either talking to me or longing for the second cumming of Christ, I turned over to see which. Turned out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photos on her phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the mood for morning sex, but my wife told me to go wank it off in the bathroom. Three minutes later I was mid-wank when she started banging on the door because I was taking too long, and she needed to pee. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
Today, my wife has video of me asleep on the sofa, clearly having a vivid sex dream, with a raging erection, ending with me having an orgasm that soaked through the front of my shorts, leaving a wet spot, which she helpfully zoomed in on just to really illustrate my shame. FML
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML
Today, my cuckold fantasy became real. I got back home earlier than usual and found my wife being banged by a guy. I waited 10 minutes for him finish before entering the room screaming. FML
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Top comments
Marzell 12
Kinda creepy. She should just go watch **** or something.....
cherries62212 16
Looks like someone needs a better woman..
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Comments (193)
whymethoughugh 4
If it had been a man though, everyone would act as if it's nothing. Not trying to ruffle any feathers, but if a man had been rubbing one out, everyone would be laughing and saying it's normal.
mikbrooke 25
since when is rubbing one out to a picture classified as cheating? that would mean many, many relationships have one or both partners as 'cheaters' because they watch ****, & i dont think that is the case.
hazardmuffin 21
If she had been watching **** or looking at random strangers, this wouldn't be a big deal. This isn't necessarily a big deal either. Just because a person is in a relationship doesn't mean their sexuality turns off to everyone but their partner. They can still find others attractive and still fantasize about other people and it doesn't have to mean they have a desire to cheat on or leave their partner. Your wife saying "I want you" to the image of another guy was probably just part of a fantasy she was indulging in. And even if she DOES want this guy in reality, that doesn't have to mean she wants to or is going to cheat on you.
ZombieSazza 34
Ok why are so many quick to condemn this woman? Men wank to **** all the time and we consider it normal, so when a woman wanks off to a photo she's a cheater? She's fantasising, that is NOT the same as cheating...
cherylrenee 14
Annnnnddd divorce. No way you should deal with that.
Velnaa 17
Sometimes fantasising about a taboo situation or person can be exciting, it might not necessarily be because she wants to cheat. I've been with my partner for 4 years and am very much in love but still fantasize about people I know or encounter. I would never ever do anything about it though.
Britterz 12
Can the husband HONESTLY say that he hasn't watched **** or fantasized about another woman since marrying his wife? Yes, she IS in the wrong. Either gender doing this when in a life-long, committed relationship is wrong. Whether it is to some random person, or someone they know, they are lustfully looking at another living human and desiring them in ways their spouse wants to be desired by them.
HellboundAlleee 4
Nice comments by all these dudebros and mysogynists in this thread. 99% of you ********** to ****, if not more. It's called "fantasizing." Don't pretend you don't do it. And I know you don't pretend to look at other women. The baseball bat comment was beyond the pale, especially after the tragedy.
limabeans101029 21
Like someone's already pointed out, watching **** generally involves fantasizing about an act rather than about a specific person. OP's wife was looking at facebook pictures, so presumably she knows the guy. It just makes it a bit more personal than ****.
kost4060 14
Atleast **** you don't know the person in real life but someone's Facebook photo that is just wrong
corleon198425 22
Dump the *****. Shes not worth the pain bro