Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring she was either talking to me or longing for the second cumming of Christ, I turned over to see which. Turned out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photos on her phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the mood for morning sex, but my wife told me to go wank it off in the bathroom. Three minutes later I was mid-wank when she started banging on the door because I was taking too long, and she needed to pee. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
Today, my wife has video of me asleep on the sofa, clearly having a vivid sex dream, with a raging erection, ending with me having an orgasm that soaked through the front of my shorts, leaving a wet spot, which she helpfully zoomed in on just to really illustrate my shame. FML
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML
Today, my cuckold fantasy became real. I got back home earlier than usual and found my wife being banged by a guy. I waited 10 minutes for him finish before entering the room screaming. FML
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Top comments
Marzell 12
Kinda creepy. She should just go watch **** or something.....
cherries62212 16
Looks like someone needs a better woman..
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Comments (193)
Tashmahollic 7
that's complete garbage.
epilepticloh 20
Just do the same thing the next night
ladybugz23 13
ah cheater...tsk
Witchylady 18
That is just so wrong.
focenspeil 7
Wow. Couldnt even get up and move to the bathroom or at the very least be looking at real ****.
youngminiva 7
That sucks
WeskersSexslave 15
Tell the guy shes rubbing one of too, and embarrass her xD
aarsch8 5
If you did a better job then she probably wouldn't be doing that.
Nasty_GT 2
sorry 4 u
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Be the supporting partner. Roll over and give her a hand. Afterwards explain to her just how damn sad and creepy she is being towards this guy. She should get a grip on that crush of hers before she embarases the both of you. I wouldn't worry about her getting anywhere with him in person, it sounds like he's out of her league. The fact that she's at the stage of obsession where she can't even put some discipline into play in bed next to you is kind of pathetic. Teasing her about it might make her feel humiliated enough to stop doing it. But It sounds like she needs to talk to a therapist.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
On the up side, at least you know who to keep an eye out for in her browser history. It's nice to have foresight.