Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
Today, I've been sitting here for what seems like an eternity listening to my mom ruthlessly grill my sister about a piercing she got. Why don't I just leave, you ask? We're in the ER. My grandma is in the ICU, critically ill. But my sister's piercing is apparently a bigger concern. FML
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML
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Fortuitous 0
At least she didn't tell them about your ******** piercing.
therealsuperman 0
haha "surprise! your nipple is pierced"
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Comments (224)
lwd305 0
wow you deserve it... first:)
lilmissy1290 0
I agree with your parents.. you know what Chris Rock says about girls with tongue piercings.. and guys as well.. plus it is very unprofessional.. ydi
lwd305 0
That's what I said, but I put first at the bottom of the comment and it got deleted.
BnaLovesZsk25 0
good the "first" comments are annoying, thanks mods
boopityboppity 11
That's 'cause you can't say, "First," you dolt.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
so it was a nipple slip? GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
do you only have one nipple?
hobojo11 0
i kinda realy hate the moderation people
xlossofmex 0
Honestly, past a certain age they should be removed but piercings can be taken out and not be noticed (unless you stretch them out on purpose) so better that than a permanent tattoo. Not that I particularly have anything against tattoos but at least one is easily reversible-ish.
Ashley121645 0
freak. jk but seriously op why? lil pathetic.
Flamehog9 0
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Ydi. Just pierce your lip, they can't do anything.
SadinSherman 16
They can if she is a minor
Primus_fml 0
She didn't say she wanted her lip pierced...
ohgoshfml5 0
warpig182 0
or beat her ass with a belt. no bruises no evidence
BDTM 0
#119 well if they were either very against it or they were already having problems with the OP, this could push them over the edge, and they could kick her out of the house. You never know, so don't assume.
kriskey69 0
i realize tis is an old post, but i'm guessing you parents would call me filthy, unprofessional, and degradring?
marulicko 19
Here in Sweden the parents can't do anything after the kid is pierced, but if the kid is a minor it's gonna need its parents' consent because otherwise the piercer won't pierce it
mola_mola 3
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"my sister let it slip that my nipple is pierced", how can you not notice your own nipple is pierced...? your sister must be one crafty woman
mola_mola 3
i just noticed what it meant sorry for wasting your time guys
_krispy 0
damn straight you're sorry
therealsuperman 0
haha "surprise! your nipple is pierced"
Gumbinator 11
win ^
MRiKiCCS 0
41 wib lol
KupkakeKitten 8
wib? really?
MRiKiCCS 0
im sorry i mispelled win -_- fag
Barbarossa_fml 0
Are you retarded? I think you need to look up the meaning of "let it slip"... *facepalm* Also, wtf is with this getting more YDIs than FMLs? O_o
mola_mola 3
i'm not retarded and i was using the correct meaning of "let slip" it just so happened to be that it was in the wrong context :P
macs4evr 7
ew mola molas are disgusting fish
yurhluv 0
what??????
athena3100 9
The op knows his(…or her) nipple is peirced, not the parents…
77taylah33 0
Ouch your sister is going to pay for that later!!
Immersion 0
pics or it didn't happen :)
turtle4938 0
agreed
smartass1994 0
I was totally thinking the same thing
ANGfilmz 0
Lmfao
painterpeace 0
wow how low can u go
ownedurmom 1
******* creeper
Fortuitous 0
At least she didn't tell them about your ******** piercing.
IcyJack 7
Beaten to the punch!
Rhegium 0
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I'm sorry, but I really don't see the point in piercings, especially in nipple piercings. You do realize that because on the nipple piercing you will probably get less pleasure when somebody stimulates your nipple?
ThatLooksSticky 16
no, it's the opposite.
Rape_Laser 0
no it's not the opposite
DustyStorm 16
I agree with 67! For a long while even clothing was too much stimulation... 10, I've got both done and it increased sensitivity ten fold for about eight years now. Don't knock it til you've tried it! Hurts like a ****** to get them done though...
paigexox0 37
How about not throwing out made up facts? If its done right it increases pleasure..but nice try.
gizmodorner 15
and you cant breastfeed
MissPix_fml 4
There's no loss of feeling what so ever it heightens it by quite a bit actually same with the other sexual piercings. I've had my nips done for 4 years now and the pleasure gets better and better
77taylah33 0
The thing is with a tongue piercing you can only take it out for an hour or so or it closes up cause the tongue heals quickly
The_Fonz_fml 0
if you write down your dreams immediately after you wake up you'll remember the details better.
therealsuperman 0
if you lick your wenis you become a fairy
gatorgal94 0
^win
IcyJack 7
If you travel to the top of Mount Everest and sacrifice a goat, you will gain the powers of a god. And the ability to turn two tickets for that thing you like into diamonds.
disney_blonde 16
After you've had one in there for a while, it won't close up right away. I leave mine out during the work week and put it back in at weekends with no problem.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
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78 it never heals. neither do nipple piercings.
boopityboppity 11
Unless you're some sort of giant, mutated amoeba with starfish-like powers, I doubt a large hole through any part of your body would heal in "an hour or so." Perhaps Doc will contradict me, but I doubt it.
zenti 2
@boopityboppity Nostril piercings close up very quickly. You have to be fast when you change the jewelry. I've had mine pierced for four years now, but it still gives me problems. I can, however, leave out the jewelry in my lip for a day and I can still get the jewelry in no problem. I've had that one almost as long as the nostril piercing. It just depends on where on the body the piercing is located.
boopityboppity 11
Yeah, I Googled the issue before typing the comment, zenti, but I wanted to use my amoeba comparison. I was counting on nobody contradicting me (hence the subtle hint to Doc).
zenti 2
Okay then, I will return to the shadows. Carry on.
ktrose 0
You are definitely able to keep it out for longer than a hour. It can be kept out for a duration of time...
ktrose 0
Meaning years* lol.
love0128 5
Same here.
Niaa_fml 0
If you fart consistantly for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create an atomic bomb.
nathan5 0
#54 funniest comment ever!!
lv426master 0
If you say "bacon" with a Jamaican accent it sounds like "beer can" with a British accent.
popples2112 2
I've had mine for 6 yrs and I can take it out for a week with out it closing.
ksackal91 0
83 you're an idiot yes your tongue will eventually heal and I had my nipples pierced when I was seventeen I am now 21 and guess what they are healed. Before you comment about something make sure you know what you're talking about. And 78 is correct so far I've been able to have my tongue ring out for two weeks with no issue putting it back in I've had it pierced for almost three years.
ZleveL 0
*hot* infected ( . )( . )
tdub10 2
I got my tongue, labret and nipples done and don't see any harm in it. People can think of you how they want.
Alleged_Cranium 7
if a girl has a pierced tongue, then most people think that she's a *****.
Poetry 0
46 agreed
sourgirl101 29
So what? What you think about yourself should matter more than what others think(minus your parents, when you're under age). It was once thought that only prostitutes wore ankle bracelets and only gay men wore earrings. The world is changing. I don't have any tattoos or piercings but I do not judge anyone that does. (:
Strebor 0
yeah, now it's just gay men and pirates
Cjw1220 0
46, I love ******. And vaginas. And goats.
ktrose 0
46- False. Maybe you do, but MOST people see it as just another piercing..