Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me by text. It's also the day that the birthday present I ordered for him was finally processed and shipped, meaning I can't cancel and get my money back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
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Doortje 30
Sell it on eBay?
DU0 0
Save it for another special someone? Or you could always sell it...
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Comments (57)
mdoncses 8
this same thing happened to me...
pennies_lane 6
umm no? coz if they were they'd have actually written the FML, not commented under the FML saying that the same thing had happened to them.....silly :p
ididntmeanit111 0
what does op mean?
nathan5 0
Oprahs Penis
SmallTownCutie 0
Olives&Pickles
rallets 23
once it arrives, send it back, problem solved, threat averted, over and out.
untoward 0
Did you give it to your next significant other? Cause that's what I would do.
aardvarkish 17
Orifice Pusher
cradle6 13
Octopus Ponderer
ashieee143 18
This literally happened to me last week
simplyynat 0
that's gotta suck:/
applerose 0
-Wow, that really sucks op :/ -
Doortje 30
Sell it on eBay?
littlexlion 4
I'd sell it on ebay, take it for yourself, give it as a gift for someone else, or donate it :D
starile 20
It was probably shipped to him, not her.
littlexlion 4
It's a possibility, but we don't know.
DU0 0
Save it for another special someone? Or you could always sell it...
furburger 0
Try not to be so clingy next time. It's obvious that you were reading the writing on the wall. You tried to salvage what was left of your floundering relationship by buying an over-priced gift. He didn't want to break up in person because you would have caused way too much drama. Thumbs up to the bf and his perfect timing!
friedpwnadge 25
What the **** is wrong with people like you? Way to be a cruel, judgemental and insensitive asshole.
wyant26 0
gay
macskapingvin 0
You can't get your year back, either!
TheBoss11 0
Hey, just go take It to a pawn shop. lol