Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
Today, I was woken up at 5:15 AM to the lovely sounds of my cat barfing in three different places on my bedroom carpet. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
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Top comments
Wiringify 22
She wanted you to be the first to see it.
DocBastard 40
Most guys like pussy in their face. This...not so much.
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Comments (260)
maddonkey 3
Cute but EWWW
69KoolAidKing69 0
That's something to tell the grand kids
cjo_4592 3
Beautiful. But sorry about the mess it surely made. Haha, that's why i have no pregnant furry creatures. So fyl op.
FalconSam1414 19
This has got to be the scariest FML ever...
KokiriKid 10
At least you got to see the "miracle of birth" firsthand?
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
ew ew ew nasty shit.
jrugg15 5
HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY
Conferens 5
Wtf honestly I'd flip out if I felt a wet and bloody body drop on my face in the dark
patriot248 4
It boggles my mind... Everyone is shouting irresponsibility on the CAT owners side and are outraged that the cat wasn't spayed because now the kittens may die, yet I will bet non of you are mad when abortions of HUMANs happen and no one is to blame because its just a mistake...just saying.
DogMom1990 0
Well dumbass that's what you get for not spaying and neutering your cat, thanks alot for adding more unwanted animals into a society where 3-4 million unwanted animals are euthanized in animal shelters each year, GOOD JOB asshat!
zfchatroulette 24
Sir, if you can find a cat that needs to be both spayed and neutered, I'll be impressed.