Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
Today, I was woken up at 5:15 AM to the lovely sounds of my cat barfing in three different places on my bedroom carpet. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
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Top comments
Wiringify 22
She wanted you to be the first to see it.
DocBastard 40
Most guys like pussy in their face. This...not so much.
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Comments (260)
coconutClaire 1
Spay/neuter your cat.
rkzemke 3
She said sorry I didn't shave. So that pussy a little furry. I put that pussy in my face. I ain't got no worries! (Tunechi!)
kmaguidhir 9
This is the first FML I've ever laughed out loud at.
2013bchan41 20
Ah the miracle of birth :D
Late_night83 25
Cats don't have a ******. VULVA!
fuzz97 23
that is NOT hot
boverboots 11
i would be disgusted and excited all at once!
Pichu959 8
She just wanted your comfort. Two of my cats growing up even though they could have done it in any of my siblings rooms.. Gave birth under my bed and under my dresser. They feel safe and for the first time giving birth its scary for them. Its scary for anyone. Congrats on the adorable cuties.
AG1216 18
Its called spaying. There are homeless pets everywhere, and hundreds being put down everyday because there are no home. A responsible pet owner would spay their cat.
thatderpyguy1111 2
you said FML because you got kittens ?