Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a nap on my floor. I live with my family and it was a hot summer day. Woke up in a weird position, drooling and wearing only a bra and mini shorts. I looked up and saw my thirteen year-old sister and her friends chilling all around my room. I tried to yell at them but my voice was too rusty. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML
Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML
Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
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snowsock 0
Wait, you exposed your midriff because you are feeling confident and wanted to give them a little peek? What are you, Amish? Here's a tip, no one cares.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Ah, the embarrassing issues of growing up. D: She's probably 12 or 13, which is why the group groaned in horror and threw the blanket. XD
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Comments (128)
musicandlove_fml 0
Wow, you people are just mean arent you? Like are you kidding me? Fat people are so ugly cuz there bellys are too big. Your acting like if people who have slightly bigger stomachs shouldnt even be alive. And no im not humongo, but im not stick thin like a bunch of these stuck up girls out there. People are people no matter what they look like, larger people have personalities too.
LondonBridget 0
I have friends with older brothers, and when I would spend the nigh, they would treat me like they would treat their sister. Teasing and such. So, don't take it personally. They're just being older brothers. And they wouldn't think of you in that way since you're like a sister to them.
Bllasae 0
YDI for being such a *****.
dark_phobia 0
YDI for being a *****. almost peed myself #14 LOL
cookiiemonstrr 0
Ahahahahh, no worries, sweetie. This sounds like a typical male reaction. Another thing you could consider is, the fact that they're your brother's friends, LOL. They probably just did that for fun to tease you, I'm sure they didn't mean anything. That's how boys are, hahah. :Db
rockstarK9 0
YDI, for being a ho.
Kiron 0
I would do the same thing if one of my little sister's friends were trying to 'expose their midriff.' Let's face it, most of the guys who are interested in girls that much younger than themselves are creeps.
sobe23 0
i agree with #35. fat girls just feel the need to show everyone what they have. its so nasty.
Put2on8lookinboy 0
Wow. I'm sorry that I didn't realize showing a little bit of stomach is now being a "*****" and "****". Do you guys realize how innocent this is compared to what most teenager wear in PUBLIC these days? And you guys don't even know if she is fat or not. She could be fat, skinny, or anything in the middle. But its not your place to judge her and call her all these ridiculous names just because you feel bad about the way YOU look. Hows about learning facts before you go talk about people you don't even know anything about? Just because she showed a little bit of er stomach does NOT make her a *****. I mean at least she didn't flash them, get up and try to **** him, makeout with him or anything like that. She was feeling confident and wanted to take advantage of her confidence before it was gone. You guys are all jerks. Get a life.
gc_fml 0
rofl 151 "its not your place to judge her and call her all these ridiculous names just because you feel bad" and then after, "You guys are all jerks. Get a life."
ErinSaysHerro 0
you're probably not hott as you think you are. xD