Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a nap on my floor. I live with my family and it was a hot summer day. Woke up in a weird position, drooling and wearing only a bra and mini shorts. I looked up and saw my thirteen year-old sister and her friends chilling all around my room. I tried to yell at them but my voice was too rusty. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML
Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML
Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
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snowsock 0
Wait, you exposed your midriff because you are feeling confident and wanted to give them a little peek? What are you, Amish? Here's a tip, no one cares.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Ah, the embarrassing issues of growing up. D: She's probably 12 or 13, which is why the group groaned in horror and threw the blanket. XD
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Comments (128)
XanimalloverX 0
Oh oooouuuuucccchhhhh!!!!!!! That's a sting like a bee Too bad
XanimalloverX 0
FYI just because she showed some of her stomach it doesnt make her a **** you dumbass losers
Whirling_Kumquat 0
Yes, but her most likely being a 11 or 12 year old showing her stomach DOES make her a ****.
irrelevantxx 0
YDI. You're probably fat. Lose some weight fatass.
omgwtflolz 0
YDI for being a *****
anonyymousee 0
OP- they dont see you like a hot older girl, they see you as their little sister's friend. It would be kinda awkward if you got in a relationship with one if them >_> Sorry everyone else is messing up your confidence. ~_~
SaintJimmy 0
I agree with #66. It's so annoying that little 10 11 & 12 year olds think they're the hottest thing in the world trying to get somebody so old to think they're hot that if he ever does make a move it's statutory rape. As for the post, it just screams chubby, insecure, Jonas Brothers-loving, Twilight-reading, skanky clothes wearing 12 year old who thinks she's so hot that everybody wants her.
monicamischief 0
if you've never seen someone with a flat stomach, you must be surrounded by fatties :/ i have a flat stomach and i have almost no muscle toning at all. it's called being thin. if you're a decent weight, your stomach should be slightly concave
monicamischief 0
and a stomach that curves in a little is considered flat :/ if it doesn't jiggle like pudding and you aren't pregnant, that's usually considered flat.
xoxoCheer 0
They were probably just annoyed that you were in there while they were. It most likely had nothing to do with your stomach. My brother's friends do that when I'm in a sweathshirt and jeans.
YouDontFuckWith 0
Dont **** with fatties!