Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a nap on my floor. I live with my family and it was a hot summer day. Woke up in a weird position, drooling and wearing only a bra and mini shorts. I looked up and saw my thirteen year-old sister and her friends chilling all around my room. I tried to yell at them but my voice was too rusty. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML
Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML
Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
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snowsock 0
Wait, you exposed your midriff because you are feeling confident and wanted to give them a little peek? What are you, Amish? Here's a tip, no one cares.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Ah, the embarrassing issues of growing up. D: She's probably 12 or 13, which is why the group groaned in horror and threw the blanket. XD
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Comments (128)
luckyducky123 0
I bet your either 12 years old or your fat. Better yet, your both! YDI
thatgirlkat 9
Fat or skinny, showing off your stomach isn't a ***** move. Since when can women not have confidence in their bodies? **** society.
gagafan91 10
How many ******* times can you possibly use the wrong "your" in a sentence?
shay_serendipity 29
So far, apparently three.
lakeylove 0
its matter of how old are you
live_your_life_fml 0
ouchh. there goes that confidence you were talking about :P
live_your_life_fml 0
What makes her slutty, just showing her lower stomach? That's nothing compared to what you see around town these days!
ig94 0
i walk outside ........ i see people in their pyjamas doing grocery's ....... people prefer a little skin
ilovefml_ra 0
that's what you get for acting like a hoe
ilovefml_ra 0
that's what you get for acting like a hoe
IOwnedYou 0
YDI for thinking you were hot.
monicamischief 0
i don't understand why fat girls have confidence anyway. if you do not have a flat stomach, for god's sake, cover that shit up. DON'T wear belly shirts or a bikini to the beach. disgusting.
Chungli_street 0
all u other commentators are hoes. what u got against fat ppl. and when the *** did she say she was fat anywayz. dipshits!
bmach 0
Well some people, like myself, are visually unappealing and we should do our best to cover up so as to not rape the eyes of our more attractive counterparts. Most people simply don't want to look at the result of our inability to show even an ounce of decorum.
UnderTheBridge 0
This man embodies concise eloquence.
nuutsacker 0
#40 = legend
XOfiestypixie 0
Oh, but in different cultures, it is better to be heavier, because that means you have more money and can afford more food. Also, it's a sign of fertility and being able to easily give birth. Have you never heard of "child bearing hips?" In ancient Greece women with larger hips were preferred because they were less likely to die in childbirth, or have complications, since larger hips allows for more room for baby to come out. Sorry, was bored and decided to play devil's advocate. I don't really find heavier people very attractive, and I'm fairly thin myself.
Plumppotato 3
to be honest i prefer fat to those incredible anorexic skin and bones people. however, if given a choice i would choose an average person.
Sammypenny 6
Skinny people have eating disorders and skinny ppl can be just as unattractive. At least fatter girls have breasts and butts and don't look like little boys :p (and no I'm not fat I'm size five)
AAAAHHHH12 2
Midriff fail.