Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a nap on my floor. I live with my family and it was a hot summer day. Woke up in a weird position, drooling and wearing only a bra and mini shorts. I looked up and saw my thirteen year-old sister and her friends chilling all around my room. I tried to yell at them but my voice was too rusty. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML
Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML
Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
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snowsock 0
Wait, you exposed your midriff because you are feeling confident and wanted to give them a little peek? What are you, Amish? Here's a tip, no one cares.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Ah, the embarrassing issues of growing up. D: She's probably 12 or 13, which is why the group groaned in horror and threw the blanket. XD
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Comments (128)
KumoFF7 3
YDI for being a fat ass. Can you not tell for yourself? Lay off the donuts and get on a tredmill.
BACUS666 0
YDI for being a *****.
alyssamichelle35 0
#14 i just peed my pants laughing.
AlexZB 0
you're a bit of a *****, aren't you?
Calaura9 0
You deserve it for not having a belly ring. And trying to incite statutory rape. And for being too skinny, he likes curvier women.
daniirae 0
44, just no.
cassidy0922 6
That's a little harsh. People can't help if they're skinny or curvy...
rob8625 0
You fail. There was absolutely no reason to do something like that.
Mr_Tuff_Guy 0
Your,"Midriff" is the new Chasity belt!
MSuzanneL 0
Ha, I wonder how many people on here are fat asses, calling this chick fat...pathetic, if you don't have anything better to do than insult people then you have no reason to live
thereitgo 1
You're probably fat.
kewlfox 0
win
FMLworthy5000 21
Well that escalated quickly
PinkityPink 0
YDI for being a **** and ***** YDI EVEN MORE for being a FAT *****!
smellymeaty 0
Okay. So, this is your friend's older brother? A) Why would you want to hit on your friend's sibling? B) Since we all seem to be guessing that you are rather young, and he is a few years older, what makes you think hes interested in some kid? C) If he's as "hot" as you suggest, he can get a girl his own age. Who isn't a *****. Just saying.
FreshAsCrap 0
EXACTLY! And even if this girl is hot and incredibly skinny, most older brothers of friends think of you as a little sister. A lot of my friends have incredibly hot older brothers but i never try to hit on them because i think of them as older brothers too. You're never going to have a relationship with this guy, because thats probably how he thinks of you. And if you're annoying or he really just thought you were ugly and/or fat, then that just sucks to be you. But don't try to show off for people.
Sammypenny 6
I used to have a huge crush on my older brother's best friend which is a similar situation. When I was 14-15 I would flirt with him kinda and do things like show my midriff (partly because I wanted him to see me as being more womanly. He was three years older than me.) The only reason he never made a move was because he didn't want to take advantage of me and was waiting until I was older (which I found out two years ago though we never did get together) Not all situations are like yours and maybe it wasn't even her wanting to get together with her just she wanted them to confirm the confidence she was feeling. Also to all the ppl calling her a **** and ***** (and probably me after that story lol), how many times have you lifted your arms and exposed your midriff? If she showed some boob or g-string that's another matter.