Crystal_Nicole
Wichita, United States
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Kelsiiii
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I pretended to be dead in front of my dog to see what he would do. He started to hump me, and when I tried to get up, he growled at me until I got back down on the ground to wait until he was finished. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Anonymous
Egypt
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
jessica071509
Phoenix, United States
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
jrad
United States
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
Anonymous
He prefers the dog
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Anonymous
Sainte Genevieve, United States
What a treat
Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML
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cjack188 13
It's the exact opposite with my dog and his damn ball! I'm the one playing dead so he'll leave me alone!
Pleonasm 36
Don't terrier self up about it, it's pawsible that your dog was just having a ruff day.
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cjack188 13
It's the exact opposite with my dog and his damn ball! I'm the one playing dead so he'll leave me alone!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
What if you play dead and he starts eating you???
Pleonasm 36
It's a dog eat dog world out there. *Hears groans*
masterof1 7
ba dum tis
Kamon97 23
Sounds like #1 and OP should trade dogs haha
RedPillSucks 33
You've got one of those dogs too? Our dogs need to get together. He's got the doggy version of OCD when fetching tennis balls
jordanhraye 18
Haha awesome. Leave the poor dog alone.
hugozac88 22
Hahaha I would to have this dog
BFons 19
Does it complain when you keep it up, or play the tv to loud? I've met dogs who do that.
Wederoney 16
I imagined it like this xD: Human: C'mon doggie, fetch it. Dog: **** off mate, tryin' to be dead here.
underthesea12 24
your poor dog
zandalee 20
OP needs another hobby!!
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
44- Like a cat!
Pleonasm 36
Don't terrier self up about it, it's pawsible that your dog was just having a ruff day.
Zaros_fml 24
A round of appaws for you, sir.
DrinkBleachFatty 6
Lol
xnxck 8
You could say he/she was being a bitch.
150493x 29
That was painful to read
150493x 29
Thanks for clarifying that for me.
eddeeezzyy 19
That's kinda how I do it when I want my parents to leave me alone at times. Except I don't play dead. I'm exhausted. I'm sleeping. Finals week is a bitch. :(
Rainhawk94 27
Just drink your apple juice and crackers before every test
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
Drink your crackers?! Eeeewwww.
eddeeezzyy 19
Welp, there's a blender for that ;p
oj101 33
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
*phone rings* *dogs answers* OP: "Hello? Is that dog?" Dog: "no, this is not dog"
KatieMajestic 17
Um, what?
oj101 33
#14 - look up the meme - "yes, this is dog". It implies that dogs love unconditionally and are naive, but I was playing off it by making OP's dog unbothered about it.
joker7k 6
Does your girlfriend also play dead?
Pleonasm 36
But I bet she rolls over once he brings the leash out.