Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
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Xxak907xX 0
You didn't know?
SammySteel 6
It goes to show you that sometimes you can't even trust those close to you. I hope you find someone better :)
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Comments (176)
Xxak907xX 0
You didn't know?
BlacOpsMaximus 5
Yea OP! Everyone's doing it!,, just try it with your ex(presumably)'s best friend :D !
nonelikeworms 0
I watched movies in the nude before it was cool.
_jacqui_ 7
And punching people in the face is a "new thing" too.
EvilPotato 15
Did they know that never talking to them again is also a "new thing."
theduff 0
It's what the kids are doing these days.
bloodraven412 5
Should have just agreed, stripped down, and gotten all comfortable watching the movie with them.
zombicidal 11
yeah but theaters don't like when you follow the trend I wanted to watch lion king wearing nothing but 3D glasses but nooo now I can't live within a hundred feet of school
bloodraven412 5
Should have just agreed, stripped down, and gotten all comfortable watching the movie with them.
cmack11 0
I like this new trend a 100x more than planking
knighthawk69 0
Im naked
Okayitwasme 0
Total family guy, Peter move. Just get naked and go with it! Lol
nava1210 12
At least they were just naked and not doing anything but watching a movie..
kaytayhay18 0
is it Wednesday? (i hope people get this!)
kelsey_katie 17
53, That's what I would have done, But it would have made for a hell of an awkward situation to see your boyfriend and best friend there.
Mister_Triangle 21
I guess I missed another fad. At least Furbies are still cool, right?
marzey321 9
Hump day I got it! Lol!!
marzey321 9
That was to 136. stupid iPod
jay1010 0
lol
fashionistaGirll 0
Maybe it is!
DCFan 9
Maybe it's not.. Hmmmm touché.
widder 0
Naked = in Clothes = out
Feklfekl2222 32
It definitely is, but what sort of movies is the real question
False_Stupidity 42
I rather like the sounds of this trend, must try it :-)
jf7609 0
Ouch, fyl :/
SammySteel 6
It goes to show you that sometimes you can't even trust those close to you. I hope you find someone better :)
DCFan 9
"I wouldn't mind if you walked in ;)" hahahaha creeepin on FML.. No big deal.
SammySteel 6
I wasn't being serious though
Vash_41288 10
Well guess I'm not going to any theaters anytime soon
irimalovecheer98 5
Well thats obviously a lie
ShyAnn29 15
Congratulations, you've spotted the obvious!
bill929 7
Captin Obvious strikes again.
LaughinStock 16
7 totally needs a cookie for that comment :)
Feklfekl2222 32
Why are you all taking the Mick out of #7, I hadn't realised it was a lie until they told me
Feklfekl2222 32
For all the idiots that thumbed me down that was sarcasm
Awesome_Guy2468 0
Well no ******* shit Sherlock
conaidws 7
Dig deeper Watson.
ColtsDoug18 0
You didn't know? Oh poor you, you've been so deprived! Go out there and "watch some movies!"
Danny0522 8
Your picture is hilareous
False_Stupidity 42
It could also be hilarious...
ColtsDoug18 0
You didn't know? Oh poor you, you've been so deprived! Go out there and "watch some movies!"
malikorslip 3
The only thing "in" in this situation was his penis in her ******!
Savra_fml 17
There are at least two more options for where his penis could be "in".
ShyAnn29 15
There's 2 more obvious places, then there's probably a few more kinky places for his penis to be "in"
SammySteel 6
Dick "in" a box?
PhillyEagles 0
ChinCeption
HomeAl0ne 20
Yes pretty sure she said the the new thing was in, and you just misheard.
shemseyy 1
Play along and hop in the bed too? Then your ruining their moment, cockblocking, and get to watch a movie.
rexgar2000 10
or a threesome :)
JinxosGirl87 0
Because the feeling of being betrayed by the people you love is much less overwhelming than the urge to casually watch a movie with them. Obviously you have never been betrayed.
11grace18 5
11 obviously isn't being serious ...