Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a nap on my floor. I live with my family and it was a hot summer day. Woke up in a weird position, drooling and wearing only a bra and mini shorts. I looked up and saw my thirteen year-old sister and her friends chilling all around my room. I tried to yell at them but my voice was too rusty. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML
Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML
Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
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snowsock 0
Wait, you exposed your midriff because you are feeling confident and wanted to give them a little peek? What are you, Amish? Here's a tip, no one cares.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Ah, the embarrassing issues of growing up. D: She's probably 12 or 13, which is why the group groaned in horror and threw the blanket. XD
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Comments (128)
Jobob38 0
You guys are ******* mean she is just looking for attention i mean alot of you people would do the same thing
Ranoona 0
YDI for doing that -.-
MaxSpeed 0
ok im sorry but how is she a ****? so she showed her midriff, so what.. that does not mean 1, she was fat or 2.she is a ****. and im sorry :( that must have sucked, keep in mind it may not be that ur ugly like these idiots are saying it may just be that there not interested or dont see u that way, it happens.
MySadFace 0
YDI for flirting with a friend's brother. No actually, YDI for thinking that people peak at midrifts, what the **** is this? The mother ******* 1920s?
epicwinmaster 0
YDI for thinking you were hot.
FreshAsCrap 0
You guys are all idiots. No matter how skinny some people are, it's impossible for them to have a flat stomach. It depends on your genetics wether you can have a flat stomach or you'll always have a little bump.
KittyKat_Chan 0
YDI for being a dumb attention whoring ****. :]
btrswt 0
Agreed. Hopefully the experience brought a sense of reality to her life.
twilightlover15 0
ok number one she is sooo not a **** for showing her stomache, it would be a different story if she showed them her breast but she didnt. you all are acting like she had sex with them
catherine42 0
She was trying to impress them by showing them her body. End of story. slutty.
sadiesykes 0
HA
pinkuggs4ever 0
I'm sure your annoying...