Today, I woke up in my best guy friend's bed to the sound of him jerking off. As I laid there motionless with my back to him, he reached around me to grab a tissue. I don't think I can ever speak to him again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, I woke up naked in my best friend's roommate's bed. We had sex and I puked on the bed. My first sex in over a year and I don't remember a thing. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
Today, I woke up to a good friend of mine leaving my bed. The very friend I've had a crush on for months, and who knows exactly how I feel about him. Everything was great until he said, "Yeah, about last night… It's just that you were there, and I was weak. See ya." FML
Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML
Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML
Today, my best friend and I, after years of sexual tension, began to have sex for the first time. Things got heated and he decided to abruptly stand up with me around him. I got so nervous, spazzed out, and now have 37 staples in my head courtesy of his bookshelf. FML
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
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tflnfml 0
Nasty. Maybe he's into you? No pun intended.
crazyarsedfly 14
= (That's unacceptable on his behalf.. and rather gross..
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Comments (112)
KHADOOZLE 0
IF YOU ARE A GIRL THEN WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING! HE FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE AND YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IT FOR HIM!
xEvAnEsCeNcEx 0
hey i dont get it...
dauntless_fml 0
Gonna have to say it doesn't make sense for you to be sleeping together in the same bed as your best guy friend. I can understand just hanging out for a while, but uh... why wouldn't you have just gone to your room to go to sleep? If you're going to sleep with him, you should probably be bumpin' anyway. If not, you're just a god-awful tease for him. That being said, he's still a creep... jerking off with people around is weird enough, but he did it with you sleeping in his bed...
gallaeo 21
Out of every comment I've read so far I gotta say I agree with yours the most
omghehehe 0
Thanks Buddy for waking me up with a vibrating bed. Here, keep the box of tissue on your side. Yikes! LOL. Nooo, no spooning! :D
kingkash 0
did you feel left out?
thatwhitekid09 0
he probably wants you
Epitome1337 0
Uhm, WHY WERE YOU IN HIS BED, HE WANTS TO RAPE YOU T_T
brittany07 0
my best friend is a guy we have sex all the time i dont find anything wrong with this
afrikaaner 0
strangely enough- I agree. Some people cant deal with it, but if you can, there is some good, no strings attached sex!
Henkyokia 0
I have slept next to some of my girlfriends and woke with a ragging hard on in the morning..Its no big deal. Yeah the guy should have waited but I know as well as the rest of the folks commenting on this that sometimes it just has to be now!!! Talk to him about it. Every time one of my girl friends sleep over..I wake up with wood it happens..most every time she is sleeping and has a smile on her face. No matter what has happened. if yer friends this will not effect anything.
pomlaos 0
At least he didn't rape you.
sosadrightnow 4
thats a very good point