Today, I woke up in my best guy friend's bed to the sound of him jerking off. As I laid there motionless with my back to him, he reached around me to grab a tissue. I don't think I can ever speak to him again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, I woke up naked in my best friend's roommate's bed. We had sex and I puked on the bed. My first sex in over a year and I don't remember a thing. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
Today, I woke up to a good friend of mine leaving my bed. The very friend I've had a crush on for months, and who knows exactly how I feel about him. Everything was great until he said, "Yeah, about last night… It's just that you were there, and I was weak. See ya." FML
Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML
Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML
Today, my best friend and I, after years of sexual tension, began to have sex for the first time. Things got heated and he decided to abruptly stand up with me around him. I got so nervous, spazzed out, and now have 37 staples in my head courtesy of his bookshelf. FML
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
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tflnfml 0
Nasty. Maybe he's into you? No pun intended.
crazyarsedfly 14
= (That's unacceptable on his behalf.. and rather gross..
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Comments (112)
theeBeezWaXx 0
haha , heyy maybe he finds you attractive. dont stop talking to him but let him know that it wasnt cool.
koifish81 0
I would have givin him a hand, next time offer to do that
missrockabetty 0
I had a guy do that to me once it was kinda hot unexpected I endded up helping him out haha
iloveloosy12 0
you liked it
maidmagenta 0
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Get over it! it's totally natural and to be fair he probably thought you were asleep so give the guy a break! If he's your "best guy friend" then it shouldn't bother you! Maybe next time you should lend a friendly helping hand!
VeilOfVelvet 0
Get over it? Sorry but that's not something you can brush off that quickly. It's basically the same as listening to your friend have sex. Very disturbing. If it were her boyfriend or husband, that wouldn't be the worst, but since it's just someone who she just sees as a friend...little awkward. And pretty stupid/inconsiderate that he couldn't at least go to the bathroom and do it.
Apprentice4Life 5
She should get over it IMO. What was she doing sleeping in his bed in the first place? Be flattered that he finds you so attractive that he thinks of you while jerking off. It's a compliment honestly.
jif_fml 0
that's both unacceptable and disgusting. there's this thing called self control-more people should make use of it. i wouldn't speak to him again.
DuLLa 7
totally agree, although i think she shouldnt have gotten in his bed
JERKKMONKEY 0
you shoulve pretended you were starting to wake up then he wouldve stoped. maybe.. hahaha
EnzoMatrix 0
She said: I don't think I can ever speak to him again! It doesn't necesserly mean she would stop... But it would be akward!! Anyway what happen if the OP is a guy loll
TheRealEllieSan 9
*homophobia alert*
legend9 0
bleh
onnielief 4
Awkward! You might want to ask him if he is still comfortable sleeping in the same bed as you, because if he is, you should tell him even though he is your best friend he should not satisfy himself when you are sleeping over. Offcourse you also might suggest you help him out if you're as in to him as he seems to be with you.