Today I've finally found love and contentment in my wonderful relationships with my girlfriend and boyfriend. We are the perfect thruple and very happy together. My mom has just disowned me because of it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist. I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality. FML
Today, I found that the only two people I've ever been in love with fell in love with one another. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, I have a girlfriend. Our moms are best friends. Our dads are best friends. Our younger siblings are best friends. Our grandparents have known each other for 70 years. I hate my girlfriend. I have hundreds of texts proving she’s a cheating whore, but I feel trapped by our families' happiness. FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m a lesbian. She was fine with it, supported me 100%, and it was a huge relief, until she followed up with, “Until you find a husband, then you’ll obviously have to stop all that.” The reason I even told her is because my girlfriend just proposed to me, and we’re engaged. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
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Chris Lawrence 6
Forget parents that can't accept their children!!
MaleficusTheUnsung 16
Dangit bobby
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MaleficusTheUnsung 16
Dangit bobby
Chris Lawrence 6
Forget parents that can't accept their children!!
anomynous 11
I hope you find contentment and happiness with your partners, OP! If your mom can't love you as you are, she doesn't deserve to be around you.
corleon198425 22
if your happy she will eventually come around. good luck and stay happy! from a friend in the lifestyle