Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML
Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML
Today, my best friend and my ex-boyfriend went on a business trip, got drunk, and ended up sleeping together. Now they want to start dating. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML
Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
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Top comments
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
No ****.
blackbird31 0
You may want to reconsider the "straight" part.
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Comments (146)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
No ****.
the_pan1c 5
^^^^^WINNNNNN^^^^
SquaredRectangle 0
dude this is just like the black swan! Except ur both males...and im pretty sure your not crazy, or a swan :S
toelie 26
It's not like Black Swan at all unless he imagined it.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
yeah like seriously
yazmi_09 3
this fml reminds me of preter griffin's song "there once were two cowboys headed out on the open trail, when they discovered they could have sex with another male, now they're having butt sex, cowboy butt sex"
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
subconscious ****. that's unfortunate.
jrsgreenfire257 0
hmm. u like that?
missmurderx 8
Sodomy-hee. Sodomy-hee!
newjerseyguy 0
#1 all comments should have been shut off after yours lol. " no hommo " best response to this and i voulsnt have said it better than you.
fatvader64 5
wow no **** comment was a win Nice
ArmedcrackerR6 8
Sounds like you like peepee to me
blackdog6969 0
Jim norton reference ftw
raptroszx 0
thats pretty hot ;D
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
lol
Katy326 10
that happened in brokeback mountain. lol
RobotStrut 7
I agree with this statement.
mammia 2
OMG!!!
PeteyPablo12308 20
Straight? Yeah, I don't think so.
Alleged_Cranium 7
he just used the wrong tense: they WERE straight males.
Shenronlock 7
Well, I guess you just discovered a little something about yourself ;)
KayKayVictoria 0
hell ya he did. haha.(:
kristen1026 2
BAHAHAHAHA some girls think that's hawt. glad it was good lmaoo
blackbird31 0
You may want to reconsider the "straight" part.
Dnorris007 0
lmao.! too funny.!
randiZ25 0
agreed.. there must be something a little deeper he's suppressing..
ArthursLifeSucks 2
Sounds like they already went plenty deep...
ijzj 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
gay sex doesn't make you gay being gay does.
khaoticWankler 0
I'm pretty sure gay sex falls under being gay
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Well, not anymore!! XD
A7XDavis 0
a7x rocks
brycereid 0
you mean it's really gay
godofcyanide 8
That was my first thought.
Snaylor12 0
exactly what I was thinking
BigBoi2187 0
AWKWARD!!!
shibainu519 0
at least you enjoyed it!
beastin34 0
0_o ummm.. well now u know better not to drink a much..unless u on spring break!!!