barf
Ireland
Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
leeceetaylor99
San Antonio, United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
TheThirdWheel
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
hb1
Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
DusterOverBits
United Kingdom
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
backstabbed
Australia
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Anonymous
United States
Moobs
Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML
boobswerehere
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Reno, United States
The nickname that sticks
Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML
Anonymous
Mount Jackson, United States
Quick thinking
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
CooBerry3851
United States
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
Hmm a case with an independent man who don't need no woman apparently..
tykatdesigns 13
That's kinky
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tykatdesigns 13
That's kinky
IAmzephyr 22
well, the breasts are sensative areas in women and men
travellingfun 18
Should of played it off cool like, "hey, room for one more?"
newzealand 28
I'll go get the whipped cream ;)
brendejafulable 41
Exploring his body maybe?
slyde32 12
clearly
WCARlover 35
Hmm a case with an independent man who don't need no woman apparently..
cheeeksss 29
Boobs are fun and squishy.
paperroll880 16
Interesting... I wonder if he was looking for something?
fsomelife 26
The girl they should've been attached to.
man_eating_bunny 18
Why are they called "boobs"? Because: B- top view OO- front view b-side view
Crazynopantsman 11
Sir would have been more fitting with the FML.
ChristinePi 36
What about the s?
ncsMcLaren77 12
It's plural
eyebrowzzz 21
I can't even imagine the awkward stare that had to occur between you two