ugh
United States
Today, I asked my mom why she decided to be a parent. She replied, in all seriousness, "Everyone else was doing it." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
noiguessitsbroken :(
Kaunas, Lithuania
Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML
Anonymous
The Pope thinks you're selfish
Today, as part of my job, I had to watch a few 5 year-olds while their parents were busy with my manager. It only confirmed my choice to never have children, and yet my mother still insists I should have one, because once they exist and I love them, I’ll see how silly my choice to not have them is. FML
Dariya
United States
Today, I asked my mom how much she had set aside for college. She then looked and me as if I were crazy and said "Why the hell would I do anything like that?" FML
Hangryko
Kitchener, Canada
As a matter of fact…
Today, my mother told me to my face that if she could do it all over again, she wouldn't have had kids. Thanks, Mum. It's not like I asked to be born. FML
loser
United States
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Forever Alone
Today, I was talking to my mum about how I'd quite like to have kids someday. She responded: "Well, nowadays they let singles adopt as well, don't they?" FML
No Pressure
Under pressure
Today, my mom asked me out of the blue if I was ever going to consider getting married. It wasn't until after the conversation ended that I remembered my siblings are all either single like I am, or incapable of having children. I am my mother's last hope of becoming a grandma, and she reminds me all the time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks for nothing
Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML
Anonymous
Revelations
Today, I told my mom I was thinking of having a baby. She told me it was a huge mistake because children cost a fortune, make you miserable, and if she'd had her chance again she would have gotten her tubes tied when she was 18 and saved herself the grief. Gee, thanks mom. FML
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TheTigerRoars 0
Conforming to society... What a shame... -Fluffy McAss
Mirorbo 27
Sounds about right.
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TheTigerRoars 0
Conforming to society... What a shame... -Fluffy McAss
steeledwolf 8
what wrong with you tiger?
dreamering 16
There is going to lead. Jolie, Kardashians, Housewives of the whole country and all that crap that comes with that, combined with State and Federal support will lead to more child entertainment. My first serious FML comment,
TheTigerRoars 0
Besides being depressed because of the society of the human race? Or are you trying to make it seem like I'm stupid? In that case, my problem is that you forgot is. -Fluffy McTiger
steeledwolf 8
umm...no I don't call people stupid that's just not right nor do I make fun of depression ether
EffinAhole 0
I'm sure she was joking people.
TheTigerRoars 0
Wolfie, I know. I'm not going to take it to heart either way, it's more of a sarcasm thing. Chill, get some catni... You're a wolf, never mind then. -Fluffy McTiger
steeledwolf 8
k
MissErikaHart 0
well that was a pretty stupid question op, ydi
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
Here kitty kitty!!lo and op I'm putting this on my favorites. lol sorry FYL
atticuz 2
Conforming in a "take that, bitch" way.
shininqjaz 1
agreed!
Mirorbo 27
Sounds about right.
Shookitup 0
Ha :P
legonut6 0
you didn't say darling #2.
AA357 0
lmao #79s right. there always has to be dear or darling in the sentence
vietgirl6 0
nice response lol
chuchurocket 4
very punny
khung835 6
YDI for asking such a stupid question. Who cares? As long as they love you you're good.
rpvia 0
hahahahah well your mom isn't anything short of a **** hahaha
rpvia 0
how so
FFML_314 12
Having sex doesn't make you a ****. Moron.
jakii_ 0
maybe she had sex with ger damn husband.
redbluegreen 41
Well, it's true.
FFML_314 12
Is it? MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE!
redbluegreen 41
At least your whole life isn't a pie, that would be both unfortunate and messy.
FFML_314 12
Or a tie!
redbluegreen 41
Ooh, that was sly.
FFML_314 12
I only wanted to say hi!
redbluegreen 41
Yet here I am, saying goodbye.
FFML_314 12
I might cry.
queencitystoner 0
haha vey nice
jakii_ 0
55 you killed it
Filitov 0
Would you rather her reason be that she had wild sex while drunk & accidentally got knocked-up?
TheTigerRoars 0
Oh, don't worry. That secret will be out when OP asks who her daddy is and why he's never around to help them hunt for food. -Fluffy McTiger
MissGrinch 4
I never met my father.
TheTigerRoars 0
I am your father. But only more feminine and less male reproductive organs. Oh, what the hay. I lied, I'm not your father. I bet that felt good for the first couple of seconds though. -Fluffy McTiger
MissGrinch 4
Adopt me. Kufufufufufu.
TheTigerRoars 0
I think I will have to do that. Cubs are just so adorable these days, false hopes and all. -Fluffy McTiger
mtl_gtrst1723 0
at least she didn't say it was something she regrets or something like that. what a nice mom
lionandthelamb61 9
you should ask her "if everyone else was jumping off a bridge, would you do it too?" typical mom logic.
crazedgirl 0
Oh big deal!!!
Hump_Zilla 0
just be glad you're alive and wasn't just busted out into a condom to die
KataraTheBender 0
Dude? Why was that nessissary?