Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
Juicy breakfast
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
Act of kindness
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML
Top o' the mornin' to ya
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Hmmmm, breakfast
Today, I found out that the stories about how you swallow insects and spiders in your sleep are true, as I woke up to a funny taste in my mouth and the remains of a spider stuck to my braces. FML
Tasty snack
Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchiness popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML
Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
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Domonator 16
Spider: Today I was taking a walk, minding my own business, when a heartless giant bit my leg off. FML
lexuality 0
euuuuuuurrrrggghhh. i had a friend who had the same experiance. gross. fyl.
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lottaluv 0
did not need to kno this info
paramorefan125 0
ugh, sick .....fyl dude
Pomo 0
As said before the 8 spiders legend is totally false. Proof here : http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp
Sophia93 0
ew
xMyazXtr3me 0
ughhhhh dude I would puke if that happened to me. I hate spiders.
aback 5
Mmm...spidelicious.
23basketball 0
Haha! That is freaking disgusting!!
CallMeHush 1
There was an old woman who swallowed a spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die.
angry_girl 0
FTW
heykelsey 0
over 9000 points to you
zdizzle123 0
haha I have that book!!! :) it's bomb diggitay!!!
zdizzle123 0
^ oops this comment was supposed to be attached to 52 :)
babybubz 0
EEEEEW! I would've passed out. I have arachnophobia and even seeing a spiders LEG would make me freak. that sucks OP..
Conker37224 0
that sounds mmm so good