tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
breza
Slovenia
Let it bleed
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
Anonymous
Put it away
Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML
mary
Australia
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
Anonymous
El Paso, United States
Today, I was cutting potatoes. I was cutting them slowly, being careful, but my mom told me to cut faster, that I wouldn't cut myself. I cut myself. FML
irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Thorin
United Kingdom
Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML
mr_flarpin
Stoneham, United States
Today, I got stumped by a childproof door. Twice. FML
thwack
United States
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
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San Francisco, United States
Home improvement
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Top comments
alwaysalady 0
I watched my brother stick a butter knife through his hand once. THROUGH IT! Just because something is dull doesn't mean it can't cause damage.
loschepp 0
I cut myself with a plastic spoon once. :p
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Comments (68)
loschepp 0
I cut myself with a plastic spoon once. :p
fmltiligothigh 0
^ ftw!! a plastic spoon is better than scissors
jazzmin1997 16
Yeah but those are real killer instruments.
alwaysalady 0
I watched my brother stick a butter knife through his hand once. THROUGH IT! Just because something is dull doesn't mean it can't cause damage.
jtini001 4
eeww !!!!!!!!
fsu69 0
ha
midnightlime 0
They Make Emo Tools for kids now?
JMayo124 0
:'(
Metzler31 17
**** off emo chicn
NikkiSixx22196 5
**** you redneck **** go shag a niggers left shackle! there's nothing wrong with emos
xsydbabyx 0
FAIL
badtiming246 0
lol #13 haha that was funny hahahhaha
JN226 0
hahaha #13 :)and #9 HEHEHE :)
bamm_fml 0
lol ive done that before! it hurts =o .. i also bite my nails sometimes and they get jagged and i sometimes accidentally scratch my face on the way to fix my hair lol, pwnt by self
ejvlols 0
#5 FTW
FdUp195 0
I was going to say "my friend cut himself on a plastic safety knife while eating dinner on a school trip". then i read #9
C2Norton 0
If it helps, my sister cut the tip of my middle finger off with one of those "kid" scissors when I was 4. They put it back on but still, freaking kiddie scissors.