somuchforthat
Australia
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
gaggin
Beverly Hills, United States
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
igotpride
United States
Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
Anonymous
Warman, Canada
Juicy breakfast
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
dre_bro11
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Act of kindness
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
dirtbikeguy
Chicago, United States
Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML
Anonymous
Littleton, United States
Top o' the mornin' to ya
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Spiderchick
Germany
Hmmmm, breakfast
Today, I found out that the stories about how you swallow insects and spiders in your sleep are true, as I woke up to a funny taste in my mouth and the remains of a spider stuck to my braces. FML
spiderinmylips
United States
Tasty snack
Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchiness popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML
HighasaCloud
Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML
yuckspider
United States
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
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Domonator 16
Spider: Today I was taking a walk, minding my own business, when a heartless giant bit my leg off. FML
lexuality 0
euuuuuuurrrrggghhh. i had a friend who had the same experiance. gross. fyl.
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QueenOfStars 0
I heard that all people eat bugs in their sleep every night! they just go right into ur mouth while ur sleeping. I didn't believe it. but now I do lol.
iijordan 0
omg haha idk what it was about that but i started laughing immediately as i read that. but its okay i hate spiders. but that was pretty amusing.
wordgirl 0
What's the statistic? You're supposed to eat, like, seven of them in your lifetime. If that's true, you can just tick one off the list. :p
mrsd9494 7
you eat 8 spiders in yourlife time. but that does suck hard.
bezach 0
and than a face hugger bursts from yur gut!!!!!!
strawberry6826 0
im callin fake. i read a fml a while ago n it was exactly like this except instead of spider it was a cockroach.
erjaguam 0
haha ha!! ... hahaha!!
skate4shekla 0
EW dude that is very very nasty!!! Do you live in aussie and was it a hunstmans leg?
TheSpoof 0
One time I woke up with Spider Mans leg at the corner of my mouth.
blastvortex 4
You'd be surprised how common this is, OP. People can swallow hoards of bugs, etc in their sleep, so this isn't exactly far-fetched.