Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around, she started squeezing my cheeks and told me I remind her of her son. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
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xXEurekaXx 0
that is disturbing...
Domonator 16
Face cheeks or butt cheeks?
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Comments (136)
xXEurekaXx 0
that is disturbing...
rbond93 4
.....agreed
funshit123 0
she likes having sex with her son. very disturbing
cantfightfate 0
disturbing, yes but also hilarious!! definitely fyl!
xXSc3n1cXx 0
oh........wow....
silentfog 0
what makes this worse is if the woman wasn't a cougar. So disturbing
SeasonedSausage 0
what's wrong with that. incest is very common nowadays.
bleedinginside 0
son sex atheist much
brianred5 0
wow just....wow
ey3seecold 0
umm maybe she is ur mum ? gettin wasted can be dangerous!!
Rota 0
I'm not seeing them FML when you plowed someones mom. I would have just kept going harder.
JustStopSucking 0
disturbing would be "told me I look like her son. i'm a girl. FML".
love_game911 0
rota...u r my hero
SarahMarie83 0
I don't understand the atheism reference.
Rota 0
It's just simple ignorance. Move along.
Mahyar 2
WTF lol weird.
Nailbunny 4
uhm, creepy much?
LTMcleod 0
win!!!!!!!
Pebaroo 4
wooow thats screwed
NoFatAssOnaStick 0
That's what we call 'a MILF.' Good job!
DumDum999 0
ROFLMAO THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER ******* HEARD LOLOL
Crush89 0
very.
kayladance101 13
was she drunk??
TehGirreth 0
No, I'm pretty sure it goes like this: Today, I had sex with my son. FML
emmagillespie24 11
How old is she!!
heeheehoo 0
hahaha is she a cougar?
pariah13 0
I was wondering the exact same thing when I read this...
Marino01 0
leave that one alone.
moneypenny_fml 0
which checks?
jellybean120 10
Lol!
T_X_P 2
How old is this "girl"????
yourproblemnow 0
oh godd.
MjSmittys 0
book it!!!
spaceydude 0
Definotely a MILF... unless she was ugly. Also, WINcest
ihateonyou 0
Suck it up dude you just banged a milf
danielboricua28 0
wtf and she still wants to have sex with u?....