Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML
Today, while walking home, I really had to pee, so I decided to do my business in some high grass just off the street. When I got home, I felt an itch between my butt cheeks. I went to the bathroom to check it out, and a dead, apparently crushed spider fell out of my underwear. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML
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Seegtease 0
Spider got some ACTION before it died.
FBIWarning 0
At least you killed it :)
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Comments (179)
FBIWarning 0
At least you killed it :)
pingpongpickle 8
ew take a shower
tdog_ossim 0
pics or its fske >:)
22cute 17
YDI for killing spiders
bossman57 2
The idea of wearing granny panties
Seegtease 0
Spider got some ACTION before it died.
popoman 0
Are you hot?
brinky09 0
Bahh hahaha nice. I say YDI for not checkin yo undies before putting them on. Fa sho.
tweetbaby14 18
hahaha that's sooo hot jk. I feel bad for the spider we need to throw it a funeral.
NzxtZ06 0
agreed wih 57, If you're hot, that spider got some ass and died happy
PurpleLlamas 0
158-when you get up in the morning, is the first thing you do check your undies for any spiders? if so you dont get out much
dabomblyktiktikk 0
no but most ppl dont put on underwear with their eyes closed.
robinhoood 0
Yeah... if it runs for cover under something... jump on that something till no living thing could have survived. o.O
singer4life666 0
atleast you got some head.
Steel_BZ 8
Girls can get head.. They jus usually don't call it that.
carmel 0
how did you not notice it crawl up your leg into your undies? Or did it hide in your undies before you put them on? I'm surprised it didn't bite you haha Spider got some ACTION before it died!
Mnemic 6
See, spiders ain't that scary... ;) How get over your phobia and just set them free outside the house. :-P
0___0 9
O.O I hope it didn't bite you. Or crawl inside.
joce445 0
It fell out of her underwear.
BunnyBites 11
What if it laid eggs well up there?
Inspired22 11
OH MY GOD. I would flip out! That is so freaky and gross! AHHHH!
mf_fml 0
THIS IS SO AWFUL AND HILARIOUS.
doolittle 0
I am TERRIFIED of spiders and just reading this gave me the chills. I am going to throw up now. UGH.