smf_ds
Rebordosa, Portugal
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
imblue42
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Content warning
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML
maruskasommers
Czech Republic
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Anonymous
Gas giant
Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML
RectalSteve
Belfast, United Kingdom
Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML
Anonymous
Miami, United States
Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML
Workplace woes
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
TMI
Today, my coworker showed me photos of her anal fissures. I'm not a doctor. FML
blech
Edmonton, Canada
Digging it
Today, I witnessed my dad rummage through his nostrils, thoughtfully examine the contents, and flick them nonchalantly onto the carpet. All of this he did with the biggest demented grin on his face. Sadly, this has become a regular occurrence. FML
whatashame
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Mortifying
Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML
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NotGabe 28
That's true love.
5secondsofvvifi 21
Pass the brain bleach.
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Krwman 8
I've been to Portugal. I know the dwellings have doors. Most people know how to use them. Try it. Unless you were invited in. Then the situation is too strange. Even for Portugal.
rhianna060 8
I'd like to donate a dollar to your therapy fund.
Llamasaur 14
Relationship goals.
devinaww 15
what's the point at looking at it? wouldn't letting a doctor see it be more useful?
JdB22 7
Considering the many other things that could have been happening in that scenario, I'd count myself lucky that it was only your dad showing a rash.
LosinIt2008 14
lol
MandieL 27
Maybe the dr has already seen it, and they are just keeping an eye on it to see if the treatment is making it better. Since he can't see it, he asked his wife, rather than making extra trips to the dr.
lebanesebarbie 15
Relationship goals. Hahha
vesquivel62 12
Always knock first. it can save you from scarring yourself for life.
elenajoy23 2
now that is hilarious!