Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He didn't break down into tears, or say he'd made a huge mistake, or even apologise. No, he just looked up and said "Bugger." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
They made me do it
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. His response? "It's not like I liked it." FML
How could you?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of almost 4 months. He was always worried I would cheat on him, so he cheated on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Wrong way round
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Final exam
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Failed
Today, I looked at my boyfriend of four years's phone. He may not be cheating, but he was trying, and got shot down five times by three different women. Pathetic. FML
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MDoremis 38
Honestly, would you rather him lie to you if he isn't the least bit remorseful?
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Even if he had apologized, more often than not they're only sorry they got caught; not sorry for being douchewaffles.
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Comments (80)
lishabear 21
Tell him to bugger off!
EvilTurtle 35
Sounds like you're better off with out him
theawkwardhuman 13
You should beat him like a bugger
MDoremis 38
Honestly, would you rather him lie to you if he isn't the least bit remorseful?
brownapple 22
I don't get this comment. Can someone explain?
Stxsyh 30
#19 - Rather than waste time on somebody who is disingenuous, she knows he doesn't care about her and can move on.
squinch 16
What don't you get? She's asking the OP whether she (or he) would rather their cheating partner lie and say they're sorry, or tell the indicate that he's not really all that sorry by saying "bugger" when caught.
Aimeejasmine 15
I don't know about you but it'd hurt a hell of a lot less thinking someone actually cared rather than feeling used and worthless
MDoremis 38
I think that would make me feel worse. Imagine you're in love and you think everything is going splendidly, come to find out he's cheating and when caught he tells you how much he loves you and he's sorry. You want to know what that says? "I love you, but it's still not enough to keep me being faithful to you." I would rather the bandaid just be ripped off and be done with it.
MDoremis 38
Not to mention also saying that nothing you could do would ever be good enough to keep them committed, and no matter how hard you try it's just going to be an "I'm sorry and I love you." Can you imagine dealing with that knowledge and emotional trauma every time you saw him or thought of him? At least with a "Bugger," there's no lasting emotional backlash. He's just a dick and you're happy to be rid of him rather than trying to think of ways you could have been better, or tried harder, or any number of things you could have done to change the situation. Sorry I didn't get that all in one reply, but you know how retorts go sometimes. You don't always think of everything all at once.
Mortoli 30
lol true though id hate to see my gf cheat on me. then again i guess id rather know if im being cheated on... it would suck to find out either way.
brownapple 22
Thanks :) My English is weak that's why I asked.
NotGabe 28
This would be one of those times where the cliche "I hope you mean ex-boyfriend" is appropriate.
anonymuse_fml 31
Guessing so since her user name is "single and unbuggered"
IchigoDeathGod 14
Sounds like you're bugger off without him.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Even if he had apologized, more often than not they're only sorry they got caught; not sorry for being douchewaffles.
Aquila_Umbrae 26
Douchewaffles indeed.
MassiDelta 28
Douchewaffle, I like that word
Fruhling 16
Douchwaffle is my new favorite word. <3
LeavenSilva 27
I need to add 'douchewaffle' to my everyday insult vocabulary
beeneatenalive 12
*Douchnozzles
Queensland 27
Why people cheat is beyond me.
cupcakebruh 21
I think its the thrill of doing something you know you're not supposed to do and thinking you're gonna get away with it. Its the same reason why people steal things, have sex in public, or do any of the stupid things that they do. I personally could never cheat on my boyfriend, I love him too much and I know how it feels to be cheated on, its not fun.
sturschaedel 27
8, that happens when people try to think with their genitals instead with their brain.
ballislife2324 14
And people also cheat cuz the relationship they are in doesn't satisfy them. And some people feel it is easier to cheat than talk it out. But what most people don't realize and this does not apply to op relationship with her boyfriend but if someone cheats while they are married, most people jump to divorce within five seconds and don't realize that sometimes talking it out makes the marriage so much stronger.
Algorithm 24
So, got a lot of personal experience with cheating like that, 35? The kind of person who's willing to break their spouse's trust and endanger them so selfishly isn't the kind of person I'd want to stay in a marriage with. I've watched spousal cheating break apart three families and countless non-married relationships; at this point, I don't ever blame their partner for not wanting to give one more second of their time to a shitty, damaging loser.
Beckettze 5
I think it is almost better be react that way. He is being honest instead of lying to you. He is the most honest cheat I have ever heard of.
alyssabp 8
Wtf is a bugger?
Dave_Davington 34
What, is Google not loading for you?
triplebeerox 27
From what I read, it's used to express annoyance. As a verb it apparently means to penetrate someone's anus.