Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband ran our car into a fence at work. He had to file an insurance claim, with a company we only just got with, and it's going to deplete the rest of our taxes. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to drive my car through a flock of vultures eating road kill. Since a bird hit the mirror and broke it, I now have to pay for a replacement. FML
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
Today, a tree fell on our 3-month-old family car. Today, I also learned that my husband never insured it. It's probably scrap, and we still have to pay it off for the next 5 years. FML
Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML
Today, Geico called to tell me they were canceling my insurance. Someone I don't know got pulled over for drunk-driving and the police wrote down my license plate number instead by accident. Although the DMV says they cleared everything up, Geico still won't believe it wasn't me. FML
Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML
Today, my car was damaged in an accident. At the garage, I happened to find out that if some big insurance company is paying for the repairs, they only charge half the hourly rate they charge people who have to pay from their own meager salaries. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
Today, my sister got her car insurance quote in the mail. You would think it would go way up after being charged with reckless driving. It went up $1 per month. My insurance went up $100 per month after I tapped someone's bumper a year ago. I wasn't even charged. FML
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Top comments
liquidbunny 0
...and is that cute little lizard making up the 300.00 difference with the paychecks he's getting from the commericals?
jchansfan 0
That is awesome. lol :P
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Comments (133)
jchansfan 0
That is awesome. lol :P
BigBadBulldog 0
So much for saving 15% or more on car insurance.
humorizer 14
At least you're in good hands now! Or was it "they a good neighbor, Allstate is there"? No, that's state farm. Darn it. Yeah, it's gotta be allstate. That's the one with darth vader.
bryttkneee 0
well I find him to be absolutely adorable... but, your husband, what is he, seven?
337294 0
15% isn't alot and it never said from which insurance company it's 15% off
claireful 4
your husband is every marketer's dream!
uniongirl02 0
I always thought it was a gecko
MidnaLink 35
I always call him the "Geico Gecko"!
SocialAmethyst 20
@53 Why so many dislikes? I thought your comment was funny.
Gosford_fml 0
second :(
greenltrn2003 0
your life is over huh?... my god suck it up
bluehero 17
So much for 15% off, more like 250% more
liquidbunny 0
...and is that cute little lizard making up the 300.00 difference with the paychecks he's getting from the commericals?
unoffensivename 0
Yes!!!!!!
QTp13 10
That sucks, and the Geico lizard is not even that cute. Pretty mediocre if you ask me.
iluvfmls456 0
Nooo!! I loove the geico lizard. he's adorable. and anyway I thing its a gecko but I could be wrong
MoutainDrewski 0
your pretty mediocre if you ask me
DigitalFusion 4
It's a gecko morons.
Jimboom 12
YDI for marrying a dumbass!
I'madumbass 19
HEY!!!!! There are different types of dumbasses. For example, I am 16 and still sheltered. Not everyone is still sheltered (How often do you go on this website? It has plenty of examples. Lol). Just like not everybody would buy Geico insurance because of a lizard. I would buy the cheaper insurance. And AntiChrist7 is right-you married and 8-year-old not a dumbass. Lol
AntiChrist7 0
YDI for marrying an 8year old
Nikiebear226 0
If I had been looking at this from the itouch app, I would think it wasn't that bad, because for some reason only 0 shows up for numbers. But now I see what really happened. Fyl.
bsias4ever 0
don't call it an itouch you idiot....thats annoying.....ur a douche bag
kayceekaye 0
Uhm, several people call it an iTouch. He's not a douche bag simply because of his word choice. I'm pretty sure your comment was the more annoying one.
DigitalFusion 4
iTouch myself at night.
extrasnipes 22
Itouch kids would be a great to apple product.. You know for kids
luluca_fml 0
this is fake ... or you married a retard
shoieb9 14
I think it is just the explanation he has given it to you... there might be certain things which are covered under that insurance when compared to another.
jisaac09 25
That has to be the case, all major nation-wide insurance companies offer similar rates for comparative coverage. If Geico really was $500 more for the same coverage they would never get any business. Most likely the Geico policy has better coverage with a lower deductible.
slut_monster_des 0
I'd be careful if I were you OP, your husband might be a pedophile if he has so much trouble resisting "cute little things" or maybe, you have an out of control drinking problem, your husband needed some DUI insurance, and he needed to spend that extra money so you wouldn't drink it away along with all of your dreams? Ya.