Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said, "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
redbluegreen 41
Your mom should be happy it's only the computer that "keeps getting viruses". And Ken, that little ****! He's now with a Bratz doll? Wait until Barbie hears about this!
catalystics 2
anti viruses dang autocorrect
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (143)
catalystics 2
wow you know there are free antichrists right?
catalystics 2
anti viruses dang autocorrect
JustKeepBreathin 0
LOL I was thinking why the heck antichrists were suddenly brought up. X)
green_eyes124 0
Haha I was wondering what that meant : )
JustKeepBreathin 0
And I'm obviously -100th.
JustKeepBreathin 0
Ahh god. Stupid app.
Bishop181 0
Do you mean to say that instead of me buying a genuine antichrist, I can get one for free?!?!?!?!?!
GavinRoskamp 0
This comment > this FML.
DudeImBetter 0
that's a good deal
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I don't come free, but my fee is quite affordable.
ThatOneDouchebag 0
Just download FireFox. Viruses usually can't get through that. Grab Malwarebytes or AVG as well.
Quyzl 0
I bought one antichrist and got one free!
shanks19 0
your mom = win
iSitt 0
I like to put two Antichrists on a pile of powdered baby formula and watch them fight it out.
Mehness 0
Lies, 67. I got a Google redirecting virus a while back and it affects IE and FireFox (I've tried to get rid of it but it's no use D:). That's why I use Chrome.
Icyyy 0
I wonder if she tied Barbie (naked, obviously) to your cat. O_o
1221jamw 11
...What?
EvilMadSquirrel 3
download hijackthis i got rid of one through it
tails9888 5
hahahahha
iAccidentally 8
Haha, this is going to Damnyouautocorrect.
ilyjb4eva 0
orgy time!!!
Torialovesya 0
I say poor barbie. Ken is such a cheat :'(
harmtouch 0
first
FantasticFin 0
you fail. in so many ways.
green_eyes124 0
You failed SO miserably.
IAreStarfeesh 0
Incorrect!
omgYoUbasTards 0
congratulations on your soon-to-be moderated comment. Satisfied?
JustKeepBreathin 0
AHAHHAHAHAHAH
dedrater_kool_u 0
its funny bc op's gender is a woman
LOLatU87 0
She needs to remember that without **** there would be no Internet. internet **** FTW!!!
coderedz 0
I thought the Internet was for ****
hiphop_danca94 2
um you're not making sense
azn_pridee69 0
lol fail .
Mehness 0
93 - It is. That's why the internet exists.
stewpididiot 11
OP is a girl ...
peff_fml 6
lol!!!
redbluegreen 41
Your mom should be happy it's only the computer that "keeps getting viruses". And Ken, that little ****! He's now with a Bratz doll? Wait until Barbie hears about this!
Pocahontas22_fml 0
haha this made me laugh, a lot lol
evildemonchild 18
Lmao I laugh so hard this win :3
AAShah 0
Win.
mshooter 0
this isn't funny.
DjeePee 25
Ken and Barbie were divorced, weren't they? (OP, your mom is totally cool, and you should better install a good anti-virus and stop going to crappy virus-included **** sites)
redbluegreen 41
Sorry? I don't find you funny either.
RedPillSucks 33
RGB is hillarious. So, was Ken with the black Bratz doll? 'Cause once you go Bratz,...., you never... you wont get fooled again... or something like that.
Claytonic 0
Lil Wayne ftw!
wowzersselainee 0
lmfaooo
Sammi_Anne_xoxo 0
HAHA. (: ken and barbie have so many marrital problems. they had like, 23 kids, barbie has alteast 40 jobs and ken sits around on his ass all day. no wonder they got a divorce...
gamerinfinity 0
fail!!!
JustKeepBreathin 0
Oops that was supposed to be for
maphineRAWRS 10
ops a girl? waitwut
LOLatU87 0
Yep **** turns girls on too, you should try it out
lacrossekid 0
she should be in a ****
CitrusGirl 0
I feel sorry for OP. **** has very negative effects on people- women who watch **** consistantly report feeling less self-worth, and rate themselves as less attractive.
DjeePee 25
No, no, no, **** CAN have very negative effects on people, it doesn't have to be the case. If you are already insecure and you're comparing yourself with big-boobed pornstars, than there will be negative effects. Besides, I think that women who watch consistently prettier women than theirself (in advertisements, movies, tabloids...) will report feeling less self-worth, and rate themselves as less attractive.
lacrossekid 0
freak
TeenieAmerica 9
Yeah...? I know lots of girls who watch ****. My best friend's sister is always looking at cartoon **** on her laptop. But then, she can't get a guy in real life, so... *shrugs*
maphineRAWRS 10
did you say I should be in a ****? haha
hotbitchALI 0
me and u have the same name!!!
RedPillSucks 33
CitrusGirl, you could say that about television and movies in general. Todays portrayal of women can cause all sorts of problems for girls growing up. **** is just reflecting the rest of society without the rose colored glasses.
starile 20
wuuuuuut No wonder her mother had access to Bratz and Ken dolls.
lacrossekid 0
yes maphine u should be I'n a **** ... I would watch ;)