Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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null_fml 11
Just, whatever you do, don't ask him how it got there. You're probably better off not knowing.
Xrandomkrisx 7
lol atleast your father appreciates you taking a splinter out from his butt :)
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Comments (107)
Xrandomkrisx 7
lol atleast your father appreciates you taking a splinter out from his butt :)
JaquanKennedyFML 0
wow lol
canesul 0
why did you do it? you could have refused
bkenney 0
could have been his ****...
ey3seecold 0
I am sick of seeing snickerdoodles pic it's sooo confusing r u a little boy or a Tiney girl it's driving me nuts change ur damn pic or get a life and stay away from other ppls miserable life dude or dudett???
gorbeast 0
when your friends ask, just say father and son bonding time.
cdogbeastman 0
thats soooooo hawt!
skullbashd 3
so he has wood in his ass?
nmsm 1
How?
farsidee 0
WIN skullbashd!!
reyemrein 0
1.why was your dad sitting on splintery wood with no pants on? 2.why could he not get it out himself? 3.was there no one else he could have asked besides his probably teenage daughter?
mm121592 0
^^ youuuuuuu suckkkkkkkkk
natedog193 0
@24 I think there would be worse things to worry about if he had a splinter in his ****. like how the hell it got there.
Mariku_fml 4
@44 op is a woman...
puffer 0
I smell butt buddy
lautturi 2
Not really an fml. Families help each other and I'm sure he'd do the same for you. Besides, how could he reach it himself?
Tripout 0
WHO CANT REACH THIER ASS??? 0_0 Thats kinda nasty yo. I mean. HOW DO U WIPE IF U CANT REACH 0_0
derschadenfreude 5
hello? that's clearly what OP is for, 53. sorry you're the pleasure slave of your dad's ass. incest ftw
MinkaGraham 0
so your saying that if your dad asked you to remove a splinter from his butt , youd do it ? um .. woow .. gross .
coolcat33 0
mmmm that's sexy
TotalStar 0
YDI for having dad with a splinter in his ass.
matchy408 0
hahahaha at least you're willing to help him!
zuuzuu_fml 0
yuk yuk yuk
BannedStory 0
hey your hot zuuzuu . any other hot pics?
BannedStory 0
wtfux? i only aske for other pictures . its not like im gonna rape her or anythin. >.<
null_fml 11
Just, whatever you do, don't ask him how it got there. You're probably better off not knowing.
kniickles 0
hmm wood in his ass... ouch
quietlytearful 0
haha. #13 ftw.:P
zuuzuu_fml 0
I think everybody in this site is better off not knowing
iamghostbad 0
@7 WIN :) it's probly part of some kinky game I wouldn't mind playing
sevlen 0
fun
dedcircuit 0
I hope he learned his lesson about wooden butt plugs.